When you wake up the next morning, you see Finster the Spinster beaming down at you.
"Rise and shine, sleepy-head! We have a busy day ahead of us."
"What do you mean, 'we?' " you growl, suspiciously (as you're short-tempered from lack of comfortable sleep).
"Tomorrow, our school soccer team is going to play an away game against our chief rival. So, I'm personally going to run the team through one last practice session. And, you're going to help!"
"How can I possibly be of any help at _this_ size?" you demand.
She fiendishly grins as she holds up a Plexiglas hamster globe.
- "They're each going to take turns, bouncing you on their knees!"
- "They're each going to take turns passing you from foot to foot!
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