Cafeteria Girl Spots You
You try to run to hide from this girl as she drops the mop in shock and it blocks your escape path. She kneels down to get a closer look at you and you run for cover. You ae helpless as her hand comes down and swoops you up. She closes her fist around you and stands up. She carries into a back room and into a closet closing the door behind her. She sits down on some boxes and opens her hand to examine you.
You try to escape but she brings her thumb up and hold you in place pinning you against her palm. "Slow down little guy. I never seen anything like you. Are there a lot of you little guys on campus?", she asks you.
You take a deep breath and try to calm down. "I'm the only one. I was hungry and just trying to get some food and drink", you tell her.
"I can help you with that. We are in a cafeteria.", she tells you, "But how did you get so small?"
"I know this is hard to believe", you tell her, "but did you ever see one of those movies where an evil genie twists your wishes and you end up getting screwed?"
"You mean like those Wishmaster movies?", she replies looking at you disbelievingly.
"Yes, exactly", you answer back, "That's why I need your help"
"OK, so what do you need me to do to help you?", she asks looking you over.
"Ahhh, I don't know", you respond, "I mean the genie to gone and I don't think she would undo it anyway. I guess I'm stuck like this."
"Oh you poor little baby. I'll take you to my dorm and we can straighten this all out", she says as she closes her hand and carries you over to a backpack depositing you ina side pocket and zipping it up trapping you inside.
"Damn", you think, "I finally escape the dorm and here I am going right back into a dorm again."
Hours go by and she finishes her job and then goes to class along with a lunch. She does open the bag at lunch to give you a grape and cheese to eat. You don't get back to the dorm until late in the afternoon. She sits down on the bed and opens the backpack and lifts you out setting you down on the bed. She looks down at you and says, "Now I thought it all out today and you can stay here with me and my roommate until we figure out what to do about you.
"Wait a minute", you say, "I should have a say in this"
"No, what are you going to do? Live in the cafeteria eating crumbs and ice chips? You know they have rat traps in that place and those old ladies are mean. They will crush you without a second thought. No, you will say here." She goes in her closet and takes down a clear plastic box more than a foot long and about 8 inches deep and high with a green vented lid and a handle on top. "This will be perfect for you", she says as she opens the top. You try to run but she grabs you up and drops you in the box and locks the lid in place. "There you go", she says, "That will keep you nice and safe" and she puts the case on her desk. "Now I'm going to go meet my roommate and catch dinner. You be a good boy and I'll bring you a treat.", she coos at you as she hold the case up to her face smiling at you.
She leaves the room and locks the door leaving you alone again. You think about how bad this has gotten. You are really screwed now. Maybe you would have been better in the sorority or even the harem. You sulk on the floor of your prison for at least an hour when the door opens and in comes you new friend with her roommate....
- Meet Your New Roommates
Retrieved September 13, 2016