Damn Shit!
Women spend an average of 76 days of their life...
...trying to find something in their handbags
I'm starting to understand the problem!
And, what are you looking at?
Just be glad that you're not stuck in this bag...
...where a bottle of perfume had leaked out ages ago!
Believe me, that is... shit!
Truly shit!
(Ina) How late is it?
(Johanna) Eight thirty
Oh...
...eight thirty
Shit!
Chocolate?
Yes
I made breakfast all by myself!
Hanni, that was the Welcome-Cake for my new boss!
No!
What did you find out about him?
He's the kind of man for whom work is life...
...who has made millions in sales with action figures...
...sold along with fast food.
If he can not help us, then...
Ah! Welcome to Spielfeld!
Hello, Mr. Kaiser! Andreas Feldt. I am very pleased!
Good day!
Yes
Yes, let the games begin, Mr. Feldt!
Very good, Mr. Kaiser. Please come with me.
But it's still big enough for your boss?
The numbers speak for themselves, unfortunately.
If this continues...
I will have to dismiss most of my staff...
Dismiss them, yes
We've all poured our hearts into this company for over 50 years
And now you're facing a heart attack
But I won't let it go that far!
Oh excuse me, may I present:
Mr. Kaiser, Ms. Berger.
Ms. Berger takes care of product development and marketing.
Ahem. Product and brand-management
I imagined you older
I imagined you more successful, Ms. Berger
Yes, yes, our only hope is Chinese investment in our company
Yes
We must present something on Saturday...
...that cracks the Yellow Egg!
I have a few designs I'd like to show you
Thank you, Ms. Berger, we don't need that right now.
I was on the phone with Mr. Chin; we know each other well.
He's only in Germany for the weekend
I'll use this chance to schedule a meeting
Very good, Mr. Kaiser.
They really are our last hope!
If you really are as good as your reputation, and...
My reputation has not even noticed how good I actually am
Neither has my accountant!
Mr. Feldt, my fee is not negotiable!
Yes yes yes, I know, I know
Good! Then we'll give this place a spotless make-over!
Publicly!
Mama, gym class is only in the Fifth hour!
Come on, a bit of exercise does us all good
A bicycle would be even better exercise
Oh, Hanni! We can not afford a bike at the moment
Can not, or don't want to?
At the moment ... both!
That's why I baked the cake
I wanted to make a good impression with my new boss
Maybe I'll find better job prospects with him, you know?
You'll surely impress him greatly!
Bye! ...... Bye!
I love you!
The latest research has shown that...
Nice office? ...... Excuse me?
Nice office!
Thank you! What I wanted to say, the latest research has...
If you move your things after work...
...we'll lose less time, Ms. Berger
I'll have to get used to your sense of humor
Mr. Feld says you'll support me in everything
Was he wrong about that?
Did he say so?
Yes
I don't think so
It's like in soccer
The Playmaker is always located...
...in the middle
I am the Striker
On the bench
I'm not your secretary
Ms. Berger
MS. *BERGER*
Please come with me
Where is my typist?
A cordial welcome... to Spielfeld!
I don't know when you're to start...
but since everyone else starts at 9 AM, I guess by...
Nine?
Nine. Yes.
If you don't feel like working, Miss...
Hoffmann
I can quickly find someone else, no problem
It won't happen again, I promise
I take you at your word. Oh, and Miss...
Hoffmann
Fetch me something to boost my blood sugar levels...
...a piece of cake or something
A cake! Why is the whole world against me today?
Please make me a couple copies!
Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Feld said yesterday...
...from now on I will only work for Mr. Kaiser
What? ...... Yes
Good! I hope you'll enjoy being Mr. Kaiser's maid!
Thank you ...... Yes. Please
One question: Are you coming tonight, too?
Where to?
Mr. Kaiser has invited a few people to his home
My mistake ... Important people!
Miss? I must ask you please, to pick up Johanna immediately!
Of course. I'll come as soon as possible
Thank you
Goodbye
I don't care if she's sick
Yes?
If she's not dead, I expect her on time tonight.
One moment
Yes?
Pardon me, sorry
No! say it. Say it.
My daughter's school just called...
Ah, you have a daughter?
Yes. Hanni. Actually, Johanna. She vomited just now, and...
I don't want to know the details
One moment
So, therefore, I...
Hello?
Hello!
He hung up
Excuse me, Miss...
Hoffman. Ina
Ina! ...... Yes
Of course! Get your daughter!
Thank you
And you know what? Take the rest of the day!
Yes, children are not only our future, they are also our customers
But that's not necessary, I...
I insist
Oh, what are you doing tonight?
Me? ...... Mm hm
Nothing much
I'm throwing a small party
It would be nice if you come
I'll come! Ah, I would really like to come
See you this evening!
Yes
See you tonight, then!
I'd rather have gotten sick during math, but what will be, will be
Hanni, I'm so sorry! Real breakfast tomorrow morning, I promise
Yeast dumplings?
I was thinking more like cereal
They're cute! And so small!
They were bred to be small
And you, too, huh?
Hanna! I'm sorry, Mr. ... Abraham
It's all right! A curse is upon me
Upon me, too, after last week's math test!
How may I help you?
I'm looking for a boss for my fish
Uh, I'm looking for a fish for my boss!
He has an empty aquarium in his office, and I thought...
What kind of a man is your boss?
Hm, Well, he's...
An unreasonable demand
Unreasonable demand? ...... Bullshit
Bullshit! Right!
There is nothing here that we could present to the Chinese
Sorry, it is nice, but outdated
And what do you want to present to the Chinese?
Something that I've also sold to the fast food people
Cheap junk?
Six million in sales
What I mean is a feeling...
...a sensation...
...being part of something huge...
...something extraordinary
That's why we need a new product
A completely new toy... In five days
A toy... a great experience!
Ladies and gentlemen...
...Jack Stinger!
Tomorrow I want to see what he looks like from the front
So, face, outfit... is that clear?
Thank you
No idea, I do not know him...
I don't know what to make of him
What would you wish of him?
That he sees my potential; gives me a chance
But, first he's impossible...
...and then he's back to being totally nice!
I'm just afraid that nothing will change with him
Do you understand what I mean?
I think I have just the thing for you!
Are you sure this is the right thing?
Yes!
This is exactly the right fish
Fish? You give your new boss a fish?
Well, he has this empty aquarium in his office, and I thought...
Yes, and how is he?
No idea. It's just a fish
I meant your boss!
I don't know
Is he handsome?
Hm?
Yes, he's handsome
Very much so.
Yes, it's about time that you...
...you know what!
Jobwise, I mean!
Here! This is what I like.
Tha's what I want to do.
Drawing. If he would even look at my other drawings...
...then he'll see that there's more to me than just a secretary...
......or waitress!
Yes, without you as a waitress...
...I would have to close up shop...
...my sweet little best friend.
I love you
Oh! ... My fault!
Thank you for taking care of Hanni
Yes, I can only hope that she doesn't guzzle all my beer, again
Not today. She was already sick
Hey! Don't forget this!
Oh! my dress!
Better than an apron!
Oh, great, right on time!
For your aquarium
Yes I should actually get rid of that
Oh, you don't like...
You couldn't have known
But, I'm glad you could come, Miss...
Hoffmann
Yes. So this is the kitchen
Danke...
...for helping me out
One of the waitresses got sick...
...and the other two desperately need your help
You see how crowded it is here
You invited me to wait tables?
No, of course not!
I invited you...
...because I can rely on you 100%
Doctor
Hello?
Miss Hoffman!
We're thirsty!
A spritzer please, with extra splashes
Coming right up!
Nothing serious has happened
There's a dustpan in the kitchen
Shards bring luck...
...but please do not look for it here
Excuse me?
At first I thought, yes, you are a...
Then I thought, you are...
But no, you are simply a...
...selfish
autocratic
arrogant
handsome
successful
giant ...... asshole
Not huge. So small, with a hat!
Are you done?
Now I am
Good
You're fired
You can't fire me. I'm just helping here
As my secretary
Oh! This is shit.
Mr. Kaiser!
Ms. Berger
When the guests are gone...
I'd like to discuss the presentation strategy together
There is no together, Simone
You failed the company over the past few months...
and now I'm here to bring it back in order
You can then say thank you in a less personal way
Oh, are you...
"...still here."
Ph, men! Even the straight ones are divas nowadays
Oh, just look at it as a chance for a totally awesome fresh start
Paul!
At the moment I see it as a chance to be on totally awesome welfare
Cheers!
Then you must apologize to him
Apologize? For what? I was right!
Yes, but that doesn't matter
Ina. Sweetheart. Pay attention!
Such types like it when you let them feel that they were right
and that's why you're going to apologize tomorrow morning
And at his home, before work
OK?
Outside the company, bosses are in fact only human
Never
Go away!
I just intended to...
Miss Hoffmann?
Yes?
What...
What are you doing here?
I wanted to... apologize to you
You know, I need this job desperately...
I would do anything to, um...
Anything?
Well, anything that's legal and moral, of course
Ok, good! Come on in. The keys are under the doormat
How original
Hello?
I'm here!
But, but, watch your step!
Listen, about yesterday, I wanted to...
Yes, it's fine
Can you give me a hand up?
I'm down here
Hi! Can you give me a hand up?
Are you ok?
Are you standing on my breasts?
Just in case I had to administer CPR
What is it?
Have you never seen a half-naked man before?
Not like this
Well, if you would be so kind as to call the office for me
and put it on speaker
Sick?
For God's sake!
I hope it's nothing serious?
No, no, no, nothing serious
But contageous
Mr. Kaiser
You understand that I'm getting a bit nervous
In five days...
...we present this new toy, this...
..superhero, this, ah...
Jack Stinger
Yes, that Jack be ready for presentation.
I don't need to explain to you again what's at stake.
Mr. Feldt, do not worry, everyone knows what to do.
This afternoon, I expect the first drafts...
...for Jack Stingers face and first outfits
I'll send my assistant to view them.
Additionally, as long as I am bedridden...
...my assistant will have the authority...
Mr. Kaiser
I am not your assistant!
Of course not, Simone.
I meant Miss Hoffmann!
Who, me?
Ehm, we'll talk
He hung up
END OF PART 2