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Damn Shit!

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Women spend an average of 76 days of their life...

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...trying to find things in their handbags

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I'm starting to understand the problem!

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And, what are you looking at?

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Just be glad that you're not stuck in this bag...

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...where a bottle of perfume leaked out, long ago!

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Believe me, this is... shit!

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Truly shit!

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(Ina) How late is it?

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(Johanna) Eight thirty

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Oh...

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...eight thirty

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Shit!

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Chocolate?

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Yes

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I made breakfast all by myself!

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Hanni, that was the Welcome-Cake for my new boss!

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No!

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What did you find out about him?

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He's the kind of man who lives to work

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 He made millions in sales with action figures...

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...sold with fast food.

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If he can not help us, then...

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Ah! Welcome to Spielfeld!

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Hello, Mr. Kaiser! Andreas Feldt. I am very pleased!

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Good day!

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Yes

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Yes, let the games begin, Mr. Feldt!

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Very good, Mr. Kaiser. Please come with me.

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Is it still big enough for your boss?

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The numbers speak for themselves, unfortunately.

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If this continues...

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I will have to dismiss most of my staff...

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Dismiss them, yes

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We've all poured our hearts into this company for over 50 years

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 And now you're facing a heart attack

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But I won't let it go that far!

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Oh excuse me, may I present:

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Mr. Kaiser, Ms. Berger.

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Ms. Berger takes care of product development and marketing.

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Ahem. Product and brand-management

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I imagined you older

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I imagined you more successful, Ms. Berger

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Yes, yes, our only hope is Chinese investment in our company

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Yes

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We must present something on Saturday...

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...that cracks the Yellow Egg!

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I have a few designs I'd like to show you

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Thank you, Ms. Berger, we don't need that right now.

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I was on the phone with Mr. Chin; we know each other well.

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He's only in Germany for the weekend

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I'll use this chance to schedule a meeting

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Very good, Mr. Kaiser.

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They really are our last hope!

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If you really are as good as your reputation, and...

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My reputation does not even begin to show how good I actually am

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Neither does my accountant's!

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Mr. Feldt, my fee is not negotiable!

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Yes yes yes, I know, I know

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Good! Then we'll give this place a spotless make-over!

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Let's hope so!

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Mama, gym class isn't until the Fifth period!

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Come on, a bit of exercise does us all good

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A bicycle would be even better exercise

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Oh, Hanni! We can not afford a bike at the moment

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Can not, or don't want to?

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At the moment ... both!

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That's why I baked the cake

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 I want to make a good impression with my new boss

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Maybe I'll find better job prospects with him, you know?

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I'm sure you'll impress him greatly!

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Bye! ...... Bye!

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I love you!

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The latest research has shown that...

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- (Alex) Nice office
- (Simone) Excuse me?

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Nice office!

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Thank you! What I wanted to say was, the latest research has...

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If you move your things after work...

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...we'll lose less time, Ms. Berger

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I'll have to get used to your sense of humor

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Mr. Feld says you'll support me in everything

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Was he wrong about that?

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Did he say so?

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Yes

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I don't think so

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It's like in soccer

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The Playmaker is always located...

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...in the middle

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I am the Striker

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On the bench

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I'm not your secretary

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Ms. Berger

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MS. *BERGER*

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Please come with me

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Where is my typist?

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A cordial welcome... to Spielfeld!

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I don't know when you're supposed to start work...

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but since everyone else  starts at 9 AM, I guess by...

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Nine?

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Nine. Yes.

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If you don't feel like working, Miss...

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Hoffmann

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I can soon find someone else, no problem

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It won't happen again, I promise

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I take you at your word. Oh, and Miss...

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Hoffmann

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Fetch me something to boost my blood sugar levels...

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...a piece of cake or something

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A cake! Why is the whole world against me today?

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Please make me a couple copies!

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Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Feld said yesterday...

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...from now on I will only work for Mr. Kaiser

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- (Simone) What?
- (Ina) Yes

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Good! I hope you'll enjoy being Mr. Kaiser's maid!

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- (Ina) Thank you
- (Simone) Yes. Please

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One question: Are you coming tonight, too?

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Where to?

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Mr. Kaiser has invited a few people to his home

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My mistake ... Important people!

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Miss? I must ask you please, to pick up Johanna immediately!

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Of course. I'll come as soon as possible

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Thank you

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Goodbye

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I don't care if she's sick

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Yes?

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If she's not dead, I expect her on time tonight.

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One moment

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Yes?

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Pardon me, sorry

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No! say it. Say it.

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My daughter's school just called...

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Ah, you have a daughter?

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Yes. Hanni. Actually, Johanna. She vomited just now, and...

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I don't want to know the details

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One moment

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So, therefore, I...

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Hello?

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Hello!

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He hung up

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Excuse me, Miss...

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Hoffman. Ina

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Ina! ...... Yes

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Of course! Get your daughter!

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Thank you

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And you know what? Take the rest of the day off!

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Yes, children are not only our future, they are also our customers

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But that's not necessary, I...

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I insist

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Oh, what are you doing tonight?

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Me? ...... Mm hm

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Nothing much

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I'm throwing a small party

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It would be nice if you come

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I'll come! Ah, I would really like to come

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See you this evening!

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Yes

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See you tonight, then!

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I'd rather have gotten sick during math, but what will be, will be

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Hanni, I'm so sorry! Real breakfast tomorrow morning, I promise

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Yeast dumplings?

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I was thinking more like cereal

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They're cute! And so small!

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They were bred to be small

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And you, too, huh?

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Hanna! I'm sorry, Mr. ... Abraham

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It's all right! A curse is upon me

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Upon me, too, after last week's math test!

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How may I help you?

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I'm looking for a boss for my fish

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Uh, I'm looking for a fish for my boss!

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He has an empty aquarium in his office, and I thought...

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What kind of a man is your boss?

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Hm, Well, he's...

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An unreasonable demand

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Unreasonable demand? ...... Bullshit

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Bullshit! Right!

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There is nothing here that we can present to the Chinese

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Sorry, it is nice and all, but it's all outdated

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And what do you want to present to the Chinese?

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Something that I've also sold to the fast food people

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Cheap junk?

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Six million in sales

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What I mean is a feeling...

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...a sensation...

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...being part of something huge...

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...something extraordinary

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That's why we need a new product

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A completely new toy... In five days

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Not just a toy. A great experience!

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Ladies and gentlemen...

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...Jack Stinger!

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Tomorrow I want to see what he looks like from the front

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So, face, outfit... is that clear?

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Thank you

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No idea, I do not know him...

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I don't know what to make of him

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What would you wish of him?

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For him to see my potential; to give me a chance

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But, first he behaves outrageously...

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...and then he's all nice!

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I'm just afraid that things will be no different with him

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Do you know what I mean?

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I think I have just the thing for you!

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Are you sure this is the right thing?

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Yes!

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This is exactly the right fish

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Fish? You give your new boss a fish?

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Well, he has this empty aquarium in his office, and I thought...

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Yes, and how is he?

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No idea. He's just a fish

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I meant your boss!

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I don't know

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Is he handsome?

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Hm?

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Yes, he's handsome

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Very much so.

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it's about time that you...

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...you know what!

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Jobwise, I mean!

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Here! This is what I like.

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Tha's what I want to do.

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Drawing. If he would just look at my other drawings...

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...then he'll see that there's more to me than just a secretary...

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......or waitress!

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Yes, without you as a waitress...

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...I would have to close up shop...

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...my sweet little best friend.

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I love you

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Oh! ... My fault!

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Thank you for taking care of Hanni

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Yes, I can only hope that she doesn't guzzle all my beer, again

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Not today. She was already sick

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Hey! Don't forget this!

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Oh! my dress!

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Better than an apron!

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Oh, great! Right on time!

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For your aquarium

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Yes I should actually get rid of that

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Oh, you don't like...

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You couldn't have known

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But, I'm glad you could come, Miss...

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Hoffmann

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Yes. So this is the kitchen

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Danke...

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...for helping me out

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One of the waitresses got sick...

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...and the other two desperately need your help

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You see how crowded it is here

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You invited me to wait tables?

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No, of course not!

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I invited you...

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...because I can rely on you 100%

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Doctor

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Hello?

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Miss Hoffman!

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We're thirsty!

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A spritzer please, with extra splashes

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Coming right up!

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Nothing serious has happened

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There's a dustpan in the kitchen

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Shards bring luck...

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...but please do not look for it here

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Excuse me?

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At first I thought, yes, you are a...

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Then I thought, you are...

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But no, you are simply a...

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...selfish

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autocratic

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arrogant

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handsome

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successful

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giant ...... asshole

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Not huge. So small, with a hat!

275
00:14:23,417 --> 00:14:24,472
Are you done?

276
00:14:24,829 --> 00:14:25,829
Now I am

277
00:14:25,929 --> 00:14:26,929
Good

278
00:14:27,514 --> 00:14:28,514
You're fired

279
00:14:28,614 --> 00:14:31,176
You can't fire me. I'm just helping here

280
00:14:32,418 --> 00:14:33,644
As my secretary

281
00:14:34,932 --> 00:14:35,932
Oh! This is shit.

282
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:38,244
Mr. Kaiser!

283
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:39,344
Ms. Berger

284
00:14:39,634 --> 00:14:40,906
When the guests are gone...

285
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:44,258
I'd like to discuss the presentation strategy together

286
00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:47,486
There is no together, Simone

287
00:14:47,983 --> 00:14:50,202
You failed the company over the past few months...

288
00:14:50,302 --> 00:14:51,971
and now I'm here to bring it back in order

289
00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:57,387
You can then say thank you in a less personal way

290
00:15:00,335 --> 00:15:01,335
Oh, are you...

291
00:15:01,435 --> 00:15:02,435
"...still here?"

292
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:06,558
Ph, men! Even the straight ones are divas nowadays

293
00:15:07,086 --> 00:15:10,810
Just look at it as a chance for a totally awesome fresh start

294
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:11,910
Paul!

295
00:15:12,843 --> 00:15:15,652
At the moment I see it as a chance to be on totally awesome welfare

296
00:15:15,752 --> 00:15:16,752
Cheers!

297
00:15:16,852 --> 00:15:18,802
Then you must apologize to him

298
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:22,526
Apologize? For what? I was right!

299
00:15:22,626 --> 00:15:23,954
Yes, but that doesn't matter

300
00:15:24,931 --> 00:15:26,188
Ina. Sweetheart. Pay attention!

301
00:15:26,794 --> 00:15:30,052
Such types like it when you let them feel that they were right

302
00:15:31,092 --> 00:15:33,684
and that's why you're going to apologize tomorrow morning

303
00:15:33,948 --> 00:15:36,167
And at his home, before work

304
00:15:36,267 --> 00:15:37,267
OK?

305
00:15:37,367 --> 00:15:41,955
Outside the company, bosses are in fact only human

306
00:15:44,329 --> 00:15:45,329
Never

307
00:17:51,765 --> 00:17:52,944
Go away!

308
00:17:56,017 --> 00:17:57,584
I just wanted to...

309
00:17:58,345 --> 00:17:59,345
Miss Hoffmann?

310
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:04,667
Yes?

311
00:18:05,079 --> 00:18:06,079
What...

312
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:07,655
What are you doing here?

313
00:18:10,030 --> 00:18:13,164
I wanted to... apologize to you

314
00:18:13,909 --> 00:18:15,942
You know, I need this job desperately...

315
00:18:16,042 --> 00:18:17,075
I would do anything to, um...

316
00:18:17,175 --> 00:18:18,175
Anything?

317
00:18:19,263 --> 00:18:21,653
Well, anything that's legal and moral, of course

318
00:18:23,344 --> 00:18:26,386
Ok, good! Come on in. The keys are under the doormat

319
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:29,341
How original

320
00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:41,352
Hello?

321
00:18:42,075 --> 00:18:43,301
I'm here!

322
00:18:45,132 --> 00:18:47,211
But, but, watch your step!

323
00:18:49,927 --> 00:18:51,836
Listen, about yesterday, I wanted to...

324
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,131
Yes, it's fine

325
00:18:54,117 --> 00:18:55,405
Can you give me a hand up?

326
00:18:56,709 --> 00:18:57,709
I'm down here

327
00:19:03,474 --> 00:19:06,283
Hi! Can you give me a hand up?

328
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:19,124
Are you ok?

329
00:19:21,538 --> 00:19:23,602
Are you standing on my breasts?

330
00:19:24,052 --> 00:19:26,472
Just in case I had to administer CPR

331
00:19:30,290 --> 00:19:31,290
What is it?

332
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,331
Have you never seen a half-naked man before?

333
00:19:34,899 --> 00:19:35,899
Not like this

334
00:19:38,266 --> 00:19:40,904
Well, if you would be so kind as to call the office for me

335
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,992
and put it on speaker

336
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:50,222
Sick?

337
00:19:50,976 --> 00:19:51,976
For God's sake!

338
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,126
I hope it's nothing serious?

339
00:19:54,374 --> 00:19:56,314
No, no, no, nothing serious

340
00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:58,161
But contageous

341
00:19:59,852 --> 00:20:00,852
Mr. Kaiser

342
00:20:01,652 --> 00:20:05,097
You understand that I'm getting a bit nervous

343
00:20:05,197 --> 00:20:06,354
In five days...

344
00:20:06,454 --> 00:20:09,722
...we present this new toy, this...

345
00:20:10,110 --> 00:20:11,801
..superhero, this, ah...

346
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,080
Jack Stinger

347
00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:15,681
Yes, that Jack be ready for presentation.

348
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:18,334
I don't need to explain to you again what's at stake.

349
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:21,593
Mr. Feldt, do not worry, everyone knows what to do.

350
00:20:22,338 --> 00:20:24,697
This afternoon, I expect the first drafts...

351
00:20:24,797 --> 00:20:27,102
...for Jack Stingers face and first outfits

352
00:20:27,202 --> 00:20:29,895
I'll send my assistant to look at them.

353
00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:32,163
Also, as long as I am bedridden...

354
00:20:32,263 --> 00:20:33,496
...my assistant will have the authority...

355
00:20:33,596 --> 00:20:34,596
Mr. Kaiser

356
00:20:35,032 --> 00:20:36,987
I am not your assistant!

357
00:20:37,446 --> 00:20:39,299
Of course not, Simone.

358
00:20:40,091 --> 00:20:41,286
I meant Miss Hoffmann!

359
00:20:42,201 --> 00:20:43,201
Who, me?

360
00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:46,531
Ehm, we'll talk

361
00:20:49,324 --> 00:20:50,324
He hung up

362
00:20:52,577 --> 00:20:53,577
Yes, you

363
00:20:54,491 --> 00:20:56,089
You want me to take over your responsibilities?

364
00:20:56,744 --> 00:20:58,306
No, no, of course not

365
00:20:58,851 --> 00:21:00,123
I want to do it myself

366
00:21:00,765 --> 00:21:02,000
I have never failed

367
00:21:02,606 --> 00:21:04,241
And I don't intend to start today...

368
00:21:04,341 --> 00:21:06,046
...just because I'm a little unwell!

369
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:07,724
However...

370
00:21:07,824 --> 00:21:10,431
...if I don't get the Chinese on board on Saturday...

371
00:21:10,794 --> 00:21:13,108
...it will break my winning streak

372
00:21:13,932 --> 00:21:15,349
Can't you do it over the telephone?

373
00:21:15,518 --> 00:21:16,518
Phone it in?

374
00:21:16,827 --> 00:21:18,219
No no no no!

375
00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:19,486
Just...

376
00:21:19,586 --> 00:21:21,248
Now, stop the shaking in your voice...

377
00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:23,416
No one expects you to play the boss.

378
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:24,516
However...

379
00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:28,116
if you don't establish yourself as a leader from the start...

380
00:21:28,661 --> 00:21:32,428
then you leave the company running around like cats in heat.

381
00:21:33,191 --> 00:21:34,191
But, I...

382
00:21:34,291 --> 00:21:35,771
So, are you in, or not?

383
00:21:37,176 --> 00:21:38,496
I don't know if I can

384
00:21:39,102 --> 00:21:40,446
You don't know if you can...?

385
00:21:43,075 --> 00:21:44,075
Miss Hoffmann

386
00:21:44,175 --> 00:21:45,175
Yes?

387
00:21:45,727 --> 00:21:46,727
I'm not a woman

388
00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:47,827
I don't need foreplay...

389
00:21:47,927 --> 00:21:48,927
...before we get down to business

390
00:21:49,713 --> 00:21:52,087
You are here because you wanted to apologize to me,

391
00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:53,746
...so I'll retract your dismissal...

392
00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,866
...and you can keep your job, right?

393
00:21:56,847 --> 00:21:58,627
Yeah, but...

394
00:21:58,727 --> 00:22:01,159
Normally I like to screw people like you over...

395
00:22:01,259 --> 00:22:04,611
...but my situation is just a bit complicated

396
00:22:05,847 --> 00:22:09,323
and I can't show up at the company like this.

397
00:22:09,423 --> 00:22:11,261
So, you appear in my place

398
00:22:11,361 --> 00:22:12,361
And if...

399
00:22:12,461 --> 00:22:16,421
And I'll pay you a one-time bonus.

400
00:22:16,521 --> 00:22:18,735
So, congratulations! You're rehired!

401
00:22:18,835 --> 00:22:19,835
No

402
00:22:20,103 --> 00:22:21,521
What do you mean, "No"?

403
00:22:21,932 --> 00:22:22,932
No

404
00:22:23,774 --> 00:22:26,148
I don't want money, I want a chance to prove myself

405
00:22:26,814 --> 00:22:27,814
Excuse me?

406
00:22:28,982 --> 00:22:31,296
Listen, I have ideas for new toys.

407
00:22:31,853 --> 00:22:33,573
I don't want to spend my life...

408
00:22:33,673 --> 00:22:35,656
brewing coffee and making copies

409
00:22:35,756 --> 00:22:36,756
I...

410
00:22:42,554 --> 00:22:43,554
That's good

411
00:22:45,540 --> 00:22:47,018
If you do a really good job...

412
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:51,403
...then we'll work together to develop something

413
00:22:52,650 --> 00:22:53,650
I promise!

414
00:22:54,884 --> 00:22:55,884
Deal?

415
00:22:58,089 --> 00:22:59,276
Hey! Be careful!

416
00:23:03,188 --> 00:23:04,188
Deal

417
00:23:06,204 --> 00:23:07,204
Let's go

418
00:23:09,414 --> 00:23:10,414
Um...

419
00:23:13,545 --> 00:23:14,635
Miss Hoffmann!

420
00:23:14,735 --> 00:23:15,735
Yes?

421
00:23:16,016 --> 00:23:19,129
Do I need to make myself a parachute or something?...

422
00:23:20,340 --> 00:23:21,709
but only down to the front door of the building

423
00:23:22,496 --> 00:23:24,313
Once we're outside, I can walk by myself

424
00:23:35,675 --> 00:23:37,407
Boss, boss, wait!

425
00:23:37,710 --> 00:23:40,556
Do you really want her to take over his job?

426
00:23:41,138 --> 00:23:42,138
No

427
00:23:44,347 --> 00:23:46,286
What exceptional luck!

428
00:23:47,763 --> 00:23:51,240
This superhero has developed a cheap plastic doll...

429
00:23:51,340 --> 00:23:54,122
...for a burger chain, as a prize for fat kids!

430
00:23:54,222 --> 00:23:56,339
It's exactly what we need

431
00:23:56,439 --> 00:23:57,526
A huge success!

432
00:23:57,626 --> 00:23:59,476
'Success' like this lasts maybe a month!

433
00:24:00,142 --> 00:24:02,093
If we focus everything on marketing his toy...

434
00:24:02,193 --> 00:24:03,328
...it will not save the company,...

435
00:24:03,428 --> 00:24:04,975
What happens to us then?

436
00:24:05,075 --> 00:24:07,604
Of course we must make compromises

437
00:24:07,704 --> 00:24:08,704
But, alas...

438
00:24:08,804 --> 00:24:10,886
II hope that this compromise does not cost me my job!

439
00:24:10,986 --> 00:24:11,986
Nonsense!

440
00:24:12,316 --> 00:24:13,648
But he already took everything from me!

441
00:24:14,205 --> 00:24:16,495
My department, my office, my secretary

442
00:24:17,088 --> 00:24:18,590
What else do I have left?

443
00:24:28,765 --> 00:24:29,765
Yes, go ahead!

444
00:24:29,865 --> 00:24:31,066
I can walk on my own!

445
00:24:34,700 --> 00:24:35,730
Stop!

446
00:24:45,153 --> 00:24:46,280
Are you okay?

447
00:24:59,725 --> 00:25:00,851
The light...

448
00:25:01,505 --> 00:25:02,505
Am I dead?

449
00:25:02,765 --> 00:25:04,703
Don't worry. Youi're in my purse.

450
00:25:06,823 --> 00:25:08,107
Which is your car?

451
00:25:09,246 --> 00:25:11,244
Ah, I see it

452
00:25:17,579 --> 00:25:18,579
Oh, man!

453
00:25:18,679 --> 00:25:20,547
How can you drive something like this?

454
00:25:28,577 --> 00:25:29,668
What do we do now?

455
00:25:30,528 --> 00:25:31,528
What?

456
00:25:31,628 --> 00:25:32,829
What do we do now?

457
00:25:33,096 --> 00:25:34,096
I have no idea

458
00:25:34,196 --> 00:25:37,844
I don't suppose you have any growth hormones at your house?

459
00:25:38,861 --> 00:25:40,460
How did this happen in the first place?

460
00:25:43,367 --> 00:25:46,214
Last I recall, I had just gotten up...

461
00:25:46,314 --> 00:25:47,570
You were full size...

462
00:25:48,115 --> 00:25:50,187
Yes. I got dressed, I went into the kitchen...

463
00:25:50,287 --> 00:25:51,664
Still full size...

464
00:25:51,979 --> 00:25:54,196
Still. And then I wanted to drop the fish in the sink...

465
00:25:56,667 --> 00:25:58,605
So I put it next to the sink, and then...

466
00:25:58,705 --> 00:26:00,882
...its eyes lit up, and everything went dark...

467
00:26:02,214 --> 00:26:03,595
The fish lit up?

468
00:26:04,722 --> 00:26:05,722
The eyes...

469
00:26:05,822 --> 00:26:07,677
of the fish ... that you gave me!

470
00:26:08,235 --> 00:26:09,446
And then it got dark...

471
00:26:09,821 --> 00:26:11,008
Have you been drinking?

472
00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:13,976
Yes, of course! Shrink Shot!

473
00:26:14,076 --> 00:26:16,956
And my height is just a really bad hangover!

474
00:26:17,056 --> 00:26:18,056
Listen!

475
00:26:18,156 --> 00:26:20,917
Your fish did something to me!

476
00:26:21,017 --> 00:26:22,017
My...

477
00:26:23,666 --> 00:26:24,666
...fish!

478
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:36,130
Yesterday, the salesman said something about a curse

479
00:26:36,230 --> 00:26:37,511
I thought it was a joke

480
00:26:37,611 --> 00:26:39,388
Yes, and am I the punch line?

481
00:26:48,025 --> 00:26:49,025
Excuse me...

482
00:26:49,987 --> 00:26:51,695
Can you tell me where I can find Mr. Abraham?

483
00:26:51,795 --> 00:26:52,795
Who?

484
00:26:52,895 --> 00:26:54,445
Mr. Abraham. He sold me a fish yesterday

485
00:26:55,074 --> 00:26:56,588
No one with that name works here

486
00:26:57,255 --> 00:26:58,357
Of course he does

487
00:26:58,829 --> 00:26:59,992
Mr. Abraham!

488
00:27:00,549 --> 00:27:02,609
He's a little man, about as big...

489
00:27:03,069 --> 00:27:04,438
No one with that name works here

490
00:27:04,656 --> 00:27:05,806
And certainly not a... dwarf?

491
00:27:07,454 --> 00:27:08,459
Yes, a dwarf

492
00:27:09,355 --> 00:27:11,233
Dwarf, Dwarf, DWARF!

493
00:27:14,237 --> 00:27:15,237
This...

494
00:27:16,453 --> 00:27:17,689
...is a hands-free phone!

495
00:27:17,789 --> 00:27:18,789
Sewn into the pocket!

496
00:27:18,889 --> 00:27:19,906
They're all the rage!

497
00:27:20,006 --> 00:27:21,141
I'll call back later!

498
00:27:23,588 --> 00:27:25,005
What do we do now?

499
00:27:25,768 --> 00:27:27,100
Now we drive to the office

500
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,396
What about your size?

501
00:27:29,281 --> 00:27:30,281
The fish curse?

502
00:27:31,594 --> 00:27:32,842
We'll worry about that later

503
00:27:32,942 --> 00:27:35,701
Perhaps it will fix itself

504
00:27:36,221 --> 00:27:37,517
Also... Miss Hoffmann...

505
00:27:37,617 --> 00:27:39,528
Get me something to wear

506
00:27:39,628 --> 00:27:41,418
This handkerchief is making my ass sore

507
00:27:41,518 --> 00:27:42,518
Ugh!

508
00:27:43,114 --> 00:27:44,114
Hey!

509
00:27:46,251 --> 00:27:47,365
(cursing)

510
00:27:48,613 --> 00:27:52,549
Don't think that you can simply lock me in your purse

511
00:27:52,649 --> 00:27:54,245
I'm still your boss

512
00:27:54,645 --> 00:27:56,583
And go easier on the clutch!

513
00:27:56,683 --> 00:27:57,683
Get a better feel for the car!

514
00:27:57,927 --> 00:27:58,927
So once again...

515
00:27:59,027 --> 00:28:00,027
I understand, already!

516
00:28:00,127 --> 00:28:01,234
...we go directly to my office

517
00:28:01,334 --> 00:28:03,390
You hide me where I can hear and see everything

518
00:28:03,490 --> 00:28:05,595
And then get me the documents. And then...

519
00:28:06,527 --> 00:28:07,527
...Hello?

520
00:28:10,101 --> 00:28:11,101
Miss Hoffmann?

521
00:28:11,518 --> 00:28:12,518
Hello!

522
00:28:13,916 --> 00:28:14,994
Miss Hoffmann!

523
00:28:17,344 --> 00:28:18,344
I don't believe this!

524
00:28:24,055 --> 00:28:27,555
Here is the first draft for Jack Stinger's outfit

525
00:28:30,716 --> 00:28:32,291
Mr. Kaiser told me...

526
00:28:32,391 --> 00:28:33,575
... Jack Stinger is supposed to be a...

527
00:28:33,745 --> 00:28:34,992
space police officer

528
00:28:35,925 --> 00:28:37,790
This looks more like a soldier

529
00:28:38,469 --> 00:28:39,469
And this?

530
00:28:43,435 --> 00:28:44,435
A parachute

531
00:28:45,143 --> 00:28:46,143
For space?

532
00:28:47,178 --> 00:28:48,365
I'm just a seamstress

533
00:28:51,260 --> 00:28:52,628
Well, I, um...

534
00:28:53,682 --> 00:28:55,148
I'll take that with me, and ...

535
00:28:55,248 --> 00:28:56,248
and me!

536
00:29:00,247 --> 00:29:01,313
Where?

537
00:29:01,556 --> 00:29:02,556
To Mr. Kaiser

538
00:29:02,803 --> 00:29:04,111
I need to talk to him

539
00:29:08,230 --> 00:29:09,792
Then, give him a call

540
00:29:13,329 --> 00:29:14,444
I'm just a seamstress

541
00:29:17,865 --> 00:29:19,403
A wedding dress?

542
00:29:19,503 --> 00:29:21,384
I thought you'd like to have a choice

543
00:29:23,366 --> 00:29:24,414
Very funny!

544
00:29:27,386 --> 00:29:28,386
Now, turn around

545
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:30,768
What do you mean?

546
00:29:31,850 --> 00:29:32,850
I want to get dressed

547
00:29:33,445 --> 00:29:34,445
Okay. Excuse me

548
00:29:36,770 --> 00:29:38,103
It's a bit chilly here.

549
00:29:38,203 --> 00:29:40,244
I don't want to give the wrong impression...

550
00:29:44,230 --> 00:29:45,961
I'm next door if you need help

551
00:29:47,624 --> 00:29:48,624
I do not need help

552
00:29:50,391 --> 00:29:51,576
Why should I need help?

553
00:29:51,676 --> 00:29:52,999
I'm the greatest, I can do everything myself!

554
00:30:20,286 --> 00:30:21,414
Oh! Oh!

555
00:30:23,156 --> 00:30:24,762
It must be at least 60 feet!

556
00:30:32,769 --> 00:30:33,769
Eh...

557
00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:35,374
Hello?

558
00:30:36,199 --> 00:30:37,199
Hello!

559
00:30:38,178 --> 00:30:39,374
Can anyone help me...

560
00:30:39,704 --> 00:30:40,704
...down?!

561
00:30:52,268 --> 00:30:53,268
Did you say something?

562
00:30:55,831 --> 00:30:56,831
Mr. Kaiser?

563
00:30:58,951 --> 00:30:59,951
Help!

564
00:31:02,106 --> 00:31:03,106
Go away! Go away!

565
00:31:03,871 --> 00:31:04,871
Ahh!

566
00:31:04,971 --> 00:31:08,426
Thank you, Mama! I've always wanted a doll that can speak!

567
00:31:17,902 --> 00:31:18,902
Mr. Kaiser....

568
00:31:19,838 --> 00:31:21,649
That's not a doll, he's a dwarf.

569
00:31:23,015 --> 00:31:24,131
I mean, my boss!

570
00:31:24,655 --> 00:31:26,717
I thought he'd be bigger

571
00:31:28,243 --> 00:31:29,243
Indeed!

572
00:31:29,343 --> 00:31:30,441
  Help me carry this over there

573
00:31:30,933 --> 00:31:31,933
Pick it up

574
00:31:35,087 --> 00:31:36,087
Hey!

575
00:31:41,044 --> 00:31:42,262
God damn it!

576
00:31:45,963 --> 00:31:47,478
Maybe he did something bad?

577
00:31:47,934 --> 00:31:49,574
Yeah, sure, that's it.

578
00:31:49,904 --> 00:31:51,419
I was grounded for being naughty!

579
00:31:51,624 --> 00:31:53,321
In any case, you must not tell anyone about it

580
00:31:53,421 --> 00:31:54,421
Promise?

581
00:31:54,521 --> 00:31:55,521
Okay

582
00:31:55,826 --> 00:31:56,826
Nobody!

583
00:31:56,926 --> 00:31:57,926
Mmmm

584
00:31:58,502 --> 00:32:02,192
And can you please keep the beast's cage locked?

585
00:32:02,292 --> 00:32:03,292
Okay

586
00:32:09,504 --> 00:32:10,504
Beautiful pictures

587
00:32:11,203 --> 00:32:12,203
Did you paint them?

588
00:32:12,522 --> 00:32:14,139
Of course not! I'm only ten!

589
00:32:14,902 --> 00:32:16,474
Whenever Hanni has a wish...

590
00:32:16,574 --> 00:32:17,574
that we cannot afford right now

591
00:32:18,216 --> 00:32:19,389
 I paint it on her wall

592
00:32:20,881 --> 00:32:21,881
And why?

593
00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:23,307
Because a picture is better than nothing.

594
00:32:23,407 --> 00:32:24,407
Well...

595
00:32:25,653 --> 00:32:27,168
Time to brush your teeth.

596
00:32:27,268 --> 00:32:28,268
Go!

597
00:32:30,653 --> 00:32:32,293
The only one who can help me now...

598
00:32:32,557 --> 00:32:33,557
is...

599
00:32:33,657 --> 00:32:35,026
Jack Stinger

600
00:32:36,199 --> 00:32:38,420
Jack Stinger is a genetically engineered superhero,

601
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:42,292
who is teleported through a portal to an alien planet.

602
00:32:43,545 --> 00:32:45,071
And what will the kids do with the doll?

603
00:32:45,171 --> 00:32:46,244
What do they do?

604
00:32:46,984 --> 00:32:48,203
Go on adventures!

605
00:32:48,303 --> 00:32:49,592
Save the world from the aliens!

606
00:32:50,355 --> 00:32:52,587
Hm, and he's not a doll!

607
00:32:53,168 --> 00:32:55,150
But these are all dolls' faces

608
00:32:55,250 --> 00:32:56,250
This won't work

609
00:32:59,090 --> 00:33:00,090
And what if...

610
00:33:00,696 --> 00:33:01,812
Jack Stinger...

611
00:33:02,099 --> 00:33:03,099
...could talk?

612
00:33:03,509 --> 00:33:05,183
Hah! That was Hanni's idea.

613
00:33:05,491 --> 00:33:07,996
Yes, they give him a command and he responds.

614
00:33:08,361 --> 00:33:09,955
They say, for example: Shoot!

615
00:33:10,055 --> 00:33:11,766
And he replies with an appropriate saying.

616
00:33:14,157 --> 00:33:16,595
What would be an appropriate saying when you fire a gun?

617
00:33:17,039 --> 00:33:19,362
(machine gun sounds)

618
00:33:20,378 --> 00:33:21,378
"I'll shoot you!"

619
00:33:21,478 --> 00:33:22,478
Deeper voice

620
00:33:22,578 --> 00:33:24,214
"I'll shoot between your..."

621
00:33:24,350 --> 00:33:26,002
"500 ugly eyes..."

622
00:33:26,377 --> 00:33:27,938
"you alien scum!"

623
00:33:28,667 --> 00:33:29,667
For example

624
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:32,960
Well, I think that's quite brutal.

625
00:33:33,060 --> 00:33:35,078
That's what these heads are missing:

626
00:33:35,178 --> 00:33:37,675
a masculine brutality

627
00:33:39,064 --> 00:33:41,297
What are you drawing there?

628
00:33:42,424 --> 00:33:43,836
Come on, show me! I'm your boss!

629
00:33:51,114 --> 00:33:52,606
I had no idea that you can draw...

630
00:33:53,870 --> 00:33:55,020
...really well!

631
00:33:56,546 --> 00:33:57,546
Thanks!

632
00:33:58,254 --> 00:34:00,236
Uh, emphasize my eyes a little more.

633
00:34:02,058 --> 00:34:03,425
No, no, see it for yourself, alright?

634
00:34:05,634 --> 00:34:08,197
You really have an eye for beauty!

635
00:34:08,743 --> 00:34:09,743
This is just a head.

636
00:34:10,201 --> 00:34:12,411
This is a head with character!

637
00:34:13,208 --> 00:34:14,208
Distinctive!

638
00:34:14,495 --> 00:34:15,531
Interesting!

639
00:34:15,839 --> 00:34:16,839
Handsome!

640
00:34:16,939 --> 00:34:17,939
Determined!

641
00:34:18,039 --> 00:34:20,257
Just as I imagined Jack Stinger!

642
00:34:20,510 --> 00:34:21,510
Really?

643
00:34:22,364 --> 00:34:24,164
I can present you to the Chinese that way, right?

644
00:34:29,437 --> 00:34:30,437
That was a joke

645
00:34:32,067 --> 00:34:33,067
Yes...

646
00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:34,605
but I'm not a doll

647
00:34:40,677 --> 00:34:42,294
I can't go anywhere at all, now.

648
00:34:43,695 --> 00:34:45,563
I can't even get down from this table by myself.

649
00:34:48,023 --> 00:34:49,367
You could move into the dollhouse.

650
00:34:52,339 --> 00:34:53,339
Never

651
00:36:32,571 --> 00:36:34,336
A language module in Jack's size

652
00:36:34,530 --> 00:36:36,375
Sure, it can be done! But not in 4 days

653
00:36:36,475 --> 00:36:38,083
Who had this stupid idea?

654
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,236
Actually, it was my daughter.

655
00:36:40,336 --> 00:36:41,336
Your what?

656
00:36:41,436 --> 00:36:42,436
My daughter

657
00:36:45,668 --> 00:36:48,367
But, Mr. Kaiser would like to have it exactly like that.

658
00:36:48,467 --> 00:36:49,506
He said to me yesterday...

659
00:36:49,606 --> 00:36:50,839
What ails Mr. Kaiser?

660
00:36:50,939 --> 00:36:51,939
Is it something serious?

661
00:36:52,039 --> 00:36:53,264
That would be nice

662
00:36:55,667 --> 00:36:56,667
Did I just say that?

663
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:00,553
Let us briefly summarize things.

664
00:37:01,077 --> 00:37:03,423
Our company is in the hands of an insane...

665
00:37:03,523 --> 00:37:05,097
high-handed, arrogant asshole

666
00:37:05,427 --> 00:37:07,398
and a halfway talented typist.

667
00:37:08,730 --> 00:37:09,730
Oh!

668
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,226
I completely forgot, a 10-year-old child

669
00:37:34,425 --> 00:37:35,425
Oh!

670
00:37:36,222 --> 00:37:37,222
What the hell?!

671
00:37:38,933 --> 00:37:40,550
Are you crazy?

672
00:37:45,664 --> 00:37:46,780
Is there something in your eye?

673
00:37:47,361 --> 00:37:48,361
No

674
00:37:49,524 --> 00:37:51,233
Didn't you hear what they said about us?

675
00:37:51,333 --> 00:37:52,333
Ach!

676
00:37:54,945 --> 00:37:56,301
I've heard worse

677
00:37:57,576 --> 00:37:59,273
You don't care what they say?

678
00:37:59,865 --> 00:38:02,564
No. I'm here to work, not to make friends

679
00:38:05,457 --> 00:38:06,676
Do you have friends?

680
00:38:09,193 --> 00:38:10,193
Do you?

681
00:38:10,559 --> 00:38:11,559
Of course!

682
00:38:14,374 --> 00:38:15,374
One

683
00:38:15,607 --> 00:38:16,607
And you?

684
00:38:17,541 --> 00:38:18,541
Of course

685
00:38:18,852 --> 00:38:19,852
One

686
00:38:20,376 --> 00:38:22,141
The only one I can rely on 100%

687
00:38:22,668 --> 00:38:23,668
Myself

688
00:38:24,510 --> 00:38:26,549
Oh God, that is so sad

689
00:38:27,882 --> 00:38:32,334
No, no, no, no, it's sad that they're still not working out there

690
00:38:32,630 --> 00:38:34,532
Now, can we tell them where they must go from here?

691
00:38:36,767 --> 00:38:37,767
I can't!

692
00:38:37,867 --> 00:38:39,623
You can't let them get under your skin

693
00:38:40,751 --> 00:38:41,751
Good

694
00:38:41,851 --> 00:38:44,942
use the feeling; turn it around on them

695
00:38:45,659 --> 00:38:46,787
They deserve it!

696
00:38:51,558 --> 00:38:53,255
God, you are such a... a...

697
00:38:54,292 --> 00:38:55,408
...little girl!

698
00:39:03,291 --> 00:39:04,291
Okay

699
00:39:04,849 --> 00:39:05,849
Listen here...

700
00:39:07,309 --> 00:39:10,395
Take that spy kit and put the earpiece in your ear

701
00:39:14,757 --> 00:39:15,782
What do you have in mind?

702
00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:17,889
To do my job, what else?

703
00:39:21,442 --> 00:39:23,857
So, I have spoken with Mr. Kaiser and ..

704
00:39:23,957 --> 00:39:25,303
(Tell them that they need to move their asses)

705
00:39:25,403 --> 00:39:26,403
No, I won't say it like that

706
00:39:27,809 --> 00:39:30,360
Mr. Kaiser says this is not a democracy ...

707
00:39:30,460 --> 00:39:31,460
(That's not what I said)

708
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:34,118
I said, they need to move their goddamned shitty asses!

709
00:39:34,369 --> 00:39:38,241
...and maybe we can finally get our buttocks to pull together, and...

710
00:39:38,341 --> 00:39:39,904
What, you can't say "ass"?

711
00:39:40,131 --> 00:39:41,874
No, I cannot!

712
00:39:43,687 --> 00:39:44,687
Are you all right?

713
00:39:44,787 --> 00:39:45,787
Yes, thank you

714
00:39:46,270 --> 00:39:47,270
Anyway...

715
00:39:48,468 --> 00:39:50,233
So, Mr. Kaiser has to...

716
00:39:50,463 --> 00:39:51,463
No!

717
00:39:51,884 --> 00:39:52,884
*WE*

718
00:39:52,984 --> 00:39:54,549
We have to design a prototype

719
00:39:54,649 --> 00:39:58,023
Timm, would you please take care of the language module?

720
00:39:58,661 --> 00:40:01,189
Why not ask him if you should massage his feet?

721
00:40:01,590 --> 00:40:02,590
One moment

722
00:40:02,911 --> 00:40:03,911
A call

723
00:40:04,241 --> 00:40:05,881
- (Timm) I can try, but I can't promise anything
- (Alex) School. I'll press "Decline"

724
00:40:05,981 --> 00:40:06,981
No!

725
00:40:07,362 --> 00:40:08,362
First you say I should, and now you say no?

726
00:40:08,753 --> 00:40:09,753
Yes! Do it now!

727
00:40:12,919 --> 00:40:13,919
Hello?

728
00:40:14,019 --> 00:40:15,019
Is Miss Hoffmann there?

729
00:40:15,119 --> 00:40:16,290
Yes, this is her phone

730
00:40:16,390 --> 00:40:17,390
Johanna was in a fist-fight

731
00:40:17,794 --> 00:40:19,638
Johanna has beaten up a classmate?

732
00:40:19,738 --> 00:40:20,789
This is not supposed to happen

733
00:40:21,073 --> 00:40:22,073
I'm sure he was asking for it

734
00:40:22,173 --> 00:40:23,750
You must take action! The boy's father insists ..

735
00:40:23,850 --> 00:40:25,561
 Everyone knows what to do?

736
00:40:25,661 --> 00:40:26,661
I have to go

737
00:40:26,761 --> 00:40:28,567
If the father insists, have him come by this evening...

738
00:40:28,667 --> 00:40:31,733
- (Simone) Mr. Kaiser says, Mr. Kaiser says! I want to speak with him!
- (Alex) ...and they can discuss it...

739
00:40:31,833 --> 00:40:32,833
What, with me?

740
00:40:32,933 --> 00:40:34,831
No! With Mr. Kaiser, not with his ty...

741
00:40:36,129 --> 00:40:37,906
If you say "Typist"...

742
00:40:38,851 --> 00:40:41,049
...I will kick. Your. Ass!

743
00:40:44,033 --> 00:40:45,033
You *can* say it!

744
00:40:53,770 --> 00:40:55,832
You understand that I cannot condone...

745
00:40:55,932 --> 00:40:59,203
...this senseless violence against my son Torben

746
00:40:59,886 --> 00:41:00,886
Of course

747
00:41:01,048 --> 00:41:03,246
I'd like to formally apologize again

748
00:41:04,385 --> 00:41:07,163
You bootlick this stuffy old man even more

749
00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:10,569
What was the fight about?

750
00:41:11,138 --> 00:41:13,758
I said that a dwarf lives in my dollhouse

751
00:41:15,454 --> 00:41:16,924
He didn't believe you, right?

752
00:41:17,024 --> 00:41:18,024
No, that's wasn't it

753
00:41:18,124 --> 00:41:19,124
It wasn't?

754
00:41:19,224 --> 00:41:22,322
He said only a dwarf would sleep with my mom

755
00:41:22,422 --> 00:41:23,422
Ah

756
00:41:24,190 --> 00:41:27,048
Torben was busy eating his multi-grain bread during lunch break...

757
00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:30,636
...when your daughter hit him from behind like a Fury!

758
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,002
She hit him?

759
00:41:32,102 --> 00:41:33,102
Yes!

760
00:41:33,202 --> 00:41:34,747
She knocked out a tooth!

761
00:41:35,009 --> 00:41:36,421
I only pushed him a little

762
00:41:36,694 --> 00:41:37,947
I'm terribly sorry

763
00:41:38,289 --> 00:41:41,398
Although I think the facts are twisted a little, but...

764
00:41:42,093 --> 00:41:44,268
I insist on a draconian punishment for your daughter!

765
00:41:44,997 --> 00:41:46,546
What does "draconian" mean?

766
00:41:49,017 --> 00:41:51,955
It means that I won't listen to this nonsense any longer

767
00:41:52,055 --> 00:41:56,454
(The young lady must learn the difference between right and wrong)

768
00:41:59,859 --> 00:42:02,945
They're just children. Everyone get into fights at least once, right?

769
00:42:04,528 --> 00:42:05,986
Violence was never an issue for us

770
00:42:07,205 --> 00:42:09,494
Well, you might not, but I find it quite natural that...

771
00:42:09,594 --> 00:42:10,594
Ouch!

772
00:42:11,065 --> 00:42:13,093
Are you feeling queasy?

773
00:42:14,676 --> 00:42:15,974
I was stung a little

774
00:42:17,079 --> 00:42:18,079
I wanted to say that...

775
00:42:18,179 --> 00:42:19,744
Ouch! Holy shit!

776
00:42:20,415 --> 00:42:22,329
Ha! I'm not surprised!

777
00:42:22,429 --> 00:42:23,468
With such a mother!

778
00:42:23,604 --> 00:42:25,711
No wonder the poor thing is completely wayward!

779
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:28,251
Did you just say, "wayward"?

780
00:42:28,351 --> 00:42:29,351
Yes

781
00:42:29,709 --> 00:42:32,920
Listen, you! I've already apologized to you a thousand times!

782
00:42:33,020 --> 00:42:35,255
My daughter only pushed your son

783
00:42:35,355 --> 00:42:38,763
A boy two years older and three heads larger than her!

784
00:42:39,366 --> 00:42:40,596
Your daughter hit my...

785
00:42:40,696 --> 00:42:42,794
Listen, you spineless jellyfish!

786
00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:44,901
Are there voices in your head?

787
00:42:45,001 --> 00:42:47,225
If you tell lies about Hanni again...

788
00:42:47,464 --> 00:42:49,092
...then I'll kick the crap out of you!

789
00:42:49,192 --> 00:42:50,470
Is that clear?

790
00:42:50,698 --> 00:42:52,793
I thought you were alone

791
00:42:53,112 --> 00:42:54,354
No, there are three of us

792
00:43:01,415 --> 00:43:03,032
Oh! And tell your Torben...

793
00:43:03,806 --> 00:43:05,686
It's not only dwarves who live with me!

794
00:43:05,786 --> 00:43:06,786
Yes

795
00:43:06,886 --> 00:43:07,886
- (Alex) Get out!
- (Ina) To the left!

796
00:43:38,166 --> 00:43:39,498
Mmmmm

797
00:43:40,558 --> 00:43:42,300
How original, Mr. Kaiser

798
00:43:48,165 --> 00:43:49,224
Mr. Kaiser?

799
00:44:00,385 --> 00:44:01,501
I have...

800
00:44:02,902 --> 00:44:04,371
...brought you soup!

801
00:44:15,011 --> 00:44:17,104
Our Mr. Kaiser is bedridden...

802
00:44:19,177 --> 00:44:20,177
Mh-hmm

803
00:44:23,345 --> 00:44:24,438
The only question is...

804
00:44:24,538 --> 00:44:27,468
... in which bed?

805
00:44:29,973 --> 00:44:32,012
A limited contract

806
00:44:32,112 --> 00:44:33,112
Mm-hmm

807
00:44:33,743 --> 00:44:35,622
That means he wont stay for long

808
00:44:38,412 --> 00:44:41,237
Let's see what Mr. Kaiser is worth

809
00:44:44,448 --> 00:44:45,448
Oh

810
00:44:47,614 --> 00:44:48,614
Wow!

811
00:44:53,445 --> 00:44:56,531
I will get rid of you even earlier

812
00:45:07,157 --> 00:45:09,594
We really showed that idiot, right?

813
00:45:20,379 --> 00:45:22,395
Did you just pee in my rosemary?!

814
00:45:22,965 --> 00:45:23,965
No

815
00:45:25,003 --> 00:45:26,003
Well, I'm sorry

816
00:45:29,103 --> 00:45:30,766
It looked like a forest to me

817
00:45:33,465 --> 00:45:34,900
That guy was unbelievable!

818
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,000
I whipped him hard

819
00:45:36,100 --> 00:45:37,815
Yeah, yeah! Little big man!

820
00:45:39,421 --> 00:45:41,187
Well, you whipped him, too

821
00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:47,393
That's not my style, to be so...

822
00:45:47,951 --> 00:45:48,951
Self-assured?

823
00:45:49,819 --> 00:45:50,819
Quarrelsome

824
00:45:51,060 --> 00:45:52,848
There's more to you than you know

825
00:45:53,794 --> 00:45:55,901
Perhaps you simply need someone to occasionally...

826
00:45:56,001 --> 00:45:57,001
...sleep with?

827
00:45:58,349 --> 00:46:00,217
Poke you! Push you! Promote you!

828
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:04,440
Anyway

829
00:46:05,068 --> 00:46:06,068
I'm here for you

830
00:46:13,610 --> 00:46:14,658
Alex Kaiser's office

831
00:46:14,758 --> 00:46:16,196
this is his personal assistant

832
00:46:16,296 --> 00:46:17,296
Ina Hoffmann on the line

833
00:46:20,079 --> 00:46:21,423
That little bitch

834
00:46:23,325 --> 00:46:24,325
Who was it?

835
00:46:25,693 --> 00:46:26,693
They hung up

836
00:46:30,670 --> 00:46:31,670
I don't believe it

837
00:46:35,670 --> 00:46:36,670
Pink!

838
00:46:38,085 --> 00:46:40,408
Who paints a dollhouse pink?

839
00:46:40,715 --> 00:46:41,991
Talk to Hanni's father

840
00:46:42,321 --> 00:46:43,321
He bought the dollhouse

841
00:46:46,694 --> 00:46:47,708
Actually, where is he?

842
00:46:48,608 --> 00:46:49,608
He wanted to see the world

843
00:46:50,304 --> 00:46:51,304
And find himself

844
00:46:54,495 --> 00:46:55,495
Does he at least pay child support?

845
00:46:59,165 --> 00:47:00,577
Why don't you sue him?

846
00:47:09,654 --> 00:47:10,781
Because I loved him once

847
00:47:22,355 --> 00:47:23,355
And?

848
00:47:24,152 --> 00:47:25,291
Do you still love him?

849
00:47:28,343 --> 00:47:29,504
A part of him, yes

850
00:47:33,092 --> 00:47:34,092
Very much so

851
00:47:41,975 --> 00:47:42,975
Yes, that's...

852
00:47:45,756 --> 00:47:48,034
Yes you have to of course, as a mother

853
00:47:49,651 --> 00:47:50,651
Exactly

854
00:47:55,174 --> 00:47:56,174
And now, good night!

855
00:47:58,682 --> 00:47:59,969
Yes, but you are not my...

856
00:48:01,324 --> 00:48:02,324
...mother

857
00:48:45,355 --> 00:48:46,411
Miss Hoffmann

858
00:48:46,904 --> 00:48:48,924
I constantly discover new aspects to you...

859
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:56,214
When you're done...

860
00:48:56,977 --> 00:48:57,987
...can we go to the office?

861
00:48:59,114 --> 00:49:00,114
Just a second...

862
00:49:05,805 --> 00:49:07,214
Can you open the purse a bit?

863
00:49:07,314 --> 00:49:08,681
It's making me sick, and I see nothing!

864
00:49:11,088 --> 00:49:12,661
I think you've seen enough for today

865
00:49:13,142 --> 00:49:14,142
Well, if it makes you feel better,...

866
00:49:14,242 --> 00:49:15,936
...you look better naked than dressed

867
00:49:16,359 --> 00:49:17,721
That does *not* make me feel better

868
00:49:18,507 --> 00:49:19,507
Yes...

869
00:49:19,892 --> 00:49:20,892
Do you have a...

870
00:49:21,677 --> 00:49:22,677
well, I mean...

871
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:24,447
... is there someone?

872
00:49:27,735 --> 00:49:29,143
Are you shaking your head?

873
00:49:34,602 --> 00:49:37,349
 I'm just a single mom, a secretary, and a part-time waitress.

874
00:49:38,336 --> 00:49:39,697
Not the greatest prize.

875
00:49:40,214 --> 00:49:41,529
But not a total loss

876
00:49:41,986 --> 00:49:43,724
Please stop with the compliments!

877
00:49:44,064 --> 00:49:45,590
I'm getting goosebumps!

878
00:49:49,112 --> 00:49:50,216
What should he be like?

879
00:49:53,409 --> 00:49:54,536
definitely ...

880
00:49:56,684 --> 00:49:57,684
...bigger than you!

881
00:50:04,608 --> 00:50:07,743
In theory, the speech engine could be ready by this afternoon...

882
00:50:08,694 --> 00:50:10,690
...but in practice, I just need more time!

883
00:50:14,693 --> 00:50:15,693
Timm!

884
00:50:17,604 --> 00:50:19,177
We all know what you're capable of.

885
00:50:19,940 --> 00:50:21,220
That is why we know...

886
00:50:21,608 --> 00:50:23,086
...that you can do it!

887
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:27,841
I... won't disappoint you!

888
00:50:29,811 --> 00:50:30,811
Okay!

889
00:50:36,479 --> 00:50:37,479
Hmm...

890
00:50:39,099 --> 00:50:40,391
You flourish in the right place...

891
00:50:41,095 --> 00:50:42,095
...as the boss!

892
00:50:42,750 --> 00:50:43,865
I'm not the boss, I'm ..

893
00:50:43,965 --> 00:50:44,965
...secretary.

894
00:50:46,096 --> 00:50:47,096
I know.

895
00:50:48,644 --> 00:50:51,297
But it's such a heart-wrenching tale!

896
00:50:52,717 --> 00:50:54,091
Certainly rife with cliches!

897
00:50:54,631 --> 00:50:55,631
Don't you think?

898
00:50:58,258 --> 00:50:59,258
Typist...

899
00:51:00,136 --> 00:51:01,452
who takes evening classes...

900
00:51:02,391 --> 00:51:04,445
falls in love with the boss, and makes it...

901
00:51:05,232 --> 00:51:06,232
...to the top

902
00:51:10,890 --> 00:51:12,216
You speak from jealousy?!

903
00:51:13,038 --> 00:51:14,038
Pitiful.

904
00:51:15,469 --> 00:51:17,452
Do you really think you have a future?

905
00:51:18,110 --> 00:51:20,692
Do you really think a man like Alex Kaiser... 

906
00:51:23,158 --> 00:51:24,614
...would fall in love with you?

907
00:51:26,832 --> 00:51:28,488
...just because you sleep with him?

908
00:51:32,667 --> 00:51:33,667
No, I haven't!

909
00:51:33,767 --> 00:51:34,767
Tsk, tsk!

910
00:51:35,038 --> 00:51:36,038
Don't deny it!

911
00:51:36,881 --> 00:51:37,881
I know you did!

912
00:51:44,395 --> 00:51:45,395
Very well.

913
00:51:45,495 --> 00:51:46,495
Yes, it's true.

914
00:51:46,595 --> 00:51:47,999
And it was great!

915
00:51:48,691 --> 00:51:50,135
But don't worry...

916
00:51:50,828 --> 00:51:52,131
He was thinking of you!

917
00:51:55,289 --> 00:51:56,289
Not funny!

918
00:51:59,034 --> 00:52:00,034
Not funny.

919
00:52:00,134 --> 00:52:01,134
I find it funny!

920
00:52:01,898 --> 00:52:03,037
- (Simone) Not funny!
- (Ina) Yes, it is!

921
00:52:10,128 --> 00:52:12,487
I would never have thought of anyone else

922
00:52:27,749 --> 00:52:29,416
Uh, I'm not hungry. Thank you.

923
00:52:29,768 --> 00:52:32,175
But you must eat, so you'll grow big and strong!

924
00:52:32,374 --> 00:52:33,374
Hanni! Please!

925
00:52:33,474 --> 00:52:35,462
- But you tell me that all the time.
- I...

926
00:52:35,562 --> 00:52:36,600
Your mother is right

927
00:52:36,700 --> 00:52:38,526
Only those who eat their dumplings every day...

928
00:52:38,626 --> 00:52:39,641
Dumplings? Every day?

929
00:52:39,741 --> 00:52:41,191
No, not just dumplings!

930
00:52:44,982 --> 00:52:47,518
Yes, there are other delicious things

931
00:52:47,618 --> 00:52:48,618
Such as...

932
00:52:48,718 --> 00:52:49,808
...spaghetti...

933
00:52:49,983 --> 00:52:51,099
pancakes...

934
00:52:51,345 --> 00:52:52,345
You know what?

935
00:52:52,445 --> 00:52:54,644
II'm going to make you my world famous Coq Au Vin!

936
00:52:54,744 --> 00:52:55,744
Cocoa what?

937
00:53:00,220 --> 00:53:01,523
No no no no!

938
00:53:16,092 --> 00:53:17,301
Come on, you damn fish!

939
00:53:17,401 --> 00:53:18,401
make me big again...

940
00:53:18,501 --> 00:53:19,567
or I'll tear out your scales...

941
00:53:19,667 --> 00:53:20,667
One by one!

942
00:53:21,422 --> 00:53:22,608
Maybe Hanni was right.

943
00:53:23,477 --> 00:53:25,543
Maybe it really is a punishment for...

944
00:53:26,752 --> 00:53:28,524
...something that you've done

945
00:53:29,616 --> 00:53:30,919
and how would the fish know?

946
00:53:31,765 --> 00:53:33,361
well, maybe from, um...

947
00:53:34,101 --> 00:53:35,101
...from Abraham!

948
00:53:35,201 --> 00:53:36,201
The dwarf?!

949
00:53:37,482 --> 00:53:38,482
Yes

950
00:53:39,924 --> 00:53:41,133
And how would he know?

951
00:53:41,332 --> 00:53:42,332
Umm...

952
00:53:45,289 --> 00:53:46,289
...from...

953
00:53:46,389 --> 00:53:47,389
...You!

954
00:53:49,350 --> 00:53:50,724
Well, yes. Yes!

955
00:53:50,824 --> 00:53:52,508
I may have mentioned a thing or two.

956
00:53:52,608 --> 00:53:54,023
In that case...

957
00:53:54,305 --> 00:53:55,784
...you must now mention two or one things!

958
00:53:56,312 --> 00:53:58,895
Go ahead, tell him what a great guy I am!

959
00:53:59,329 --> 00:54:01,912
But, I, I don't know what to say...

960
00:54:02,012 --> 00:54:03,012
Just say it!

961
00:54:03,112 --> 00:54:04,112
I am your boss!

962
00:54:08,192 --> 00:54:09,801
Mr. Kaiser is, um..

963
00:54:10,892 --> 00:54:12,466
Go go go go go!

964
00:54:16,023 --> 00:54:17,267
It's nice to have him here.

965
00:54:18,746 --> 00:54:20,648
It was nice how he supported Hanni, and...

966
00:54:21,317 --> 00:54:22,562
...it is nice to work with him!

967
00:54:23,665 --> 00:54:25,438
He can be friendly when he wants to be.

968
00:54:25,790 --> 00:54:26,790
And he has...

969
00:54:28,455 --> 00:54:29,455
...nice eyes...

970
00:54:30,063 --> 00:54:31,401
...that just draw you in.

971
00:54:31,989 --> 00:54:32,989
And he's um...

972
00:54:33,630 --> 00:54:34,630
...funny!

973
00:54:34,730 --> 00:54:35,730
- (Alex) Kill it.
- (Ina) And...

974
00:54:36,684 --> 00:54:37,684
Kill it...?!

975
00:54:38,093 --> 00:54:40,664
All this flattery is doing nothing.

976
00:54:40,764 --> 00:54:42,472
But if we kill the fish...

977
00:54:42,572 --> 00:54:44,127
...then maybe the curse will be broken!

978
00:54:47,203 --> 00:54:48,682
I'm not killing the fish!

979
00:54:48,782 --> 00:54:49,891
- (Alex) Yes! Do it!
- (Ina) No!

980
00:54:51,356 --> 00:54:52,356
No.

981
00:54:55,174 --> 00:54:56,174
Very well.

982
00:54:56,501 --> 00:54:58,168
In that case, let's focus on the Chinese.

983
00:54:59,670 --> 00:55:00,670
Yes

984
00:55:07,501 --> 00:55:08,604
Okay. Can you just show it again?

985
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:15,660
I'll shoot between your...

986
00:55:16,247 --> 00:55:17,984
...500 ugly eyes...

987
00:55:18,829 --> 00:55:20,121
...you alien scum!

988
00:55:21,670 --> 00:55:23,819
And then we come to the unveiling of Jack Stinger

989
00:55:26,953 --> 00:55:27,953
Jack!

990
00:55:28,702 --> 00:55:30,510
Tell the people: "Hello"

991
00:55:32,107 --> 00:55:35,229
together we will save the world

992
00:55:35,793 --> 00:55:38,153
Of course, we have to accentuate this with some fitting music.

993
00:55:38,253 --> 00:55:39,479
ohh, of course!

994
00:55:39,785 --> 00:55:41,099
A fantastic idea!

995
00:55:44,292 --> 00:55:45,455
What do you think?

996
00:55:45,725 --> 00:55:46,725
I find that...

997
00:55:46,825 --> 00:55:50,538
This is the best thing that the department has developed over the past six years, Miss Hofmann.

998
00:55:51,853 --> 00:55:52,853
Thank you.

999
00:55:53,555 --> 00:55:54,555
Very good.

1000
00:56:20,908 --> 00:56:21,908
Well?

1001
00:56:22,008 --> 00:56:23,326
I'll check if the coast is clear, ok?

1002
00:56:23,512 --> 00:56:24,512
All clear

1003
00:56:31,849 --> 00:56:35,723
"One day, all this will be yours!"

1004
00:56:36,580 --> 00:56:38,764
It's what fathers say to their sons?

1005
00:56:40,008 --> 00:56:42,075
Fetch the champagne back there.

1006
00:56:42,662 --> 00:56:43,662
Yes!

1007
00:56:43,762 --> 00:56:45,432
Do you really think that's a good idea?

1008
00:56:45,984 --> 00:56:47,991
Mr. Feldt is enthusiastic about Jack!

1009
00:56:48,801 --> 00:56:50,386
Ina, we did it together!

1010
00:56:50,574 --> 00:56:52,030
This calls for a drink!

1011
00:56:52,130 --> 00:56:53,391
Go on, fill the bucket!

1012
00:56:53,521 --> 00:56:55,434
Well, sort of together.

1013
00:56:57,136 --> 00:56:58,744
I haven't contributed all that much.

1014
00:56:59,930 --> 00:57:01,503
Don't make yourself smaller...

1015
00:57:01,762 --> 00:57:02,762
...than I am!

1016
00:57:03,581 --> 00:57:05,518
You've done a really good job!

1017
00:57:05,618 --> 00:57:07,068
I've never said this to anyone before...

1018
00:57:07,168 --> 00:57:09,146
but I think we make a good team!

1019
00:57:10,085 --> 00:57:11,085
High Five!

1020
00:57:14,687 --> 00:57:17,117
Yes, but the Chinese are not yet on board.

1021
00:57:17,217 --> 00:57:18,217
Ta-dah!

1022
00:57:19,594 --> 00:57:21,989
Do you really think that war toys are the right thing?

1023
00:57:23,539 --> 00:57:24,539
Ah, this is delicious!

1024
00:57:25,886 --> 00:57:26,886
So, first:

1025
00:57:27,319 --> 00:57:29,455
Jack is not a war toy.

1026
00:57:30,228 --> 00:57:31,228
He is a...

1027
00:57:31,392 --> 00:57:33,693
...sensational action figure.

1028
00:57:34,421 --> 00:57:35,421
Mm-hmm

1029
00:57:37,674 --> 00:57:38,674
And second:

1030
00:57:39,551 --> 00:57:41,465
if anybody likes war toys...

1031
00:57:42,298 --> 00:57:43,731
...it's the Chinese!

1032
00:57:44,083 --> 00:57:45,362
(sound of martial arts fighting)

1033
00:57:46,431 --> 00:57:48,344
How much alcohol can you tolerate at your size?

1034
00:57:48,697 --> 00:57:49,697
Ah!

1035
00:57:49,797 --> 00:57:50,797
Ina!

1036
00:57:50,897 --> 00:57:53,005
Have you ever played Cops and Robbers?

1037
00:57:53,105 --> 00:57:55,294
Cowboys and Indians? Yes?

1038
00:57:56,022 --> 00:57:59,603
People fight; it's human nature.

1039
00:57:59,703 --> 00:58:01,269
Fight, fight, fight!

1040
00:58:02,326 --> 00:58:04,157
Yes... I know.

1041
00:58:07,715 --> 00:58:08,715
Ina...

1042
00:58:08,815 --> 00:58:11,366
Now, don't always hide your light under a bushel.

1043
00:58:11,635 --> 00:58:13,795
You were instrumental in the development.

1044
00:58:14,148 --> 00:58:16,179
I was surprised, myself, at first, but... 

1045
00:58:17,916 --> 00:58:19,243
...if you were a statistic...

1046
00:58:19,569 --> 00:58:20,569
...a pie chart...

1047
00:58:20,908 --> 00:58:21,908
...you would be...

1048
00:58:24,361 --> 00:58:25,361
...the icing on the cake.

1049
00:58:32,344 --> 00:58:34,129
What I'm saying is, 

1050
00:58:35,185 --> 00:58:36,185
...basically...

1051
00:58:36,993 --> 00:58:37,993
...the point is...

1052
00:58:39,458 --> 00:58:41,067
...I find you somehow...

1053
00:58:41,994 --> 00:58:42,994
I also find you...

1054
00:58:43,954 --> 00:58:45,657
Oh yes, I also find you...,

1055
00:58:48,744 --> 00:58:51,996
Man, this booze is very strong!

1056
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:56,680
Mr. Kaiser!

1057
00:58:59,474 --> 00:59:02,268
Oh, This is not what it looks like!

1058
00:59:09,827 --> 00:59:11,002
She saw him!

1059
00:59:11,854 --> 00:59:14,231
What happens if she tells anyone?

1060
00:59:15,277 --> 00:59:16,375
They''ll come and take him away

1061
00:59:16,685 --> 00:59:18,623
and put him in a lab, or something

1062
00:59:19,966 --> 00:59:20,966
If he ever wakes up again.

1063
00:59:22,756 --> 00:59:24,694
Maybe give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?

1064
00:59:26,683 --> 00:59:28,440
Mouth-to-mouth...

1065
00:59:30,493 --> 00:59:31,669
No...

1066
00:59:35,505 --> 00:59:36,505
No!

1067
00:59:36,605 --> 00:59:39,005
No, I'm afraid that I'd hurt him, or break him.

1068
00:59:41,990 --> 00:59:42,990
Anyway, he is...

1069
00:59:44,082 --> 00:59:45,955
...nice when he shuts up.

1070
00:59:46,278 --> 00:59:47,983
I think he's cute when he talks, too.

1071
00:59:50,941 --> 00:59:52,155
I'll get him some water

1072
00:59:52,878 --> 00:59:54,105
I see you!

1073
00:59:58,342 --> 00:59:59,342
You're so cute.

1074
01:00:11,073 --> 01:00:12,073
Boss?

1075
01:00:12,173 --> 01:00:13,173
Boss!

1076
01:00:14,315 --> 01:00:15,315
Eh?

1077
01:00:15,415 --> 01:00:16,415
Ms. Berger!

1078
01:00:16,515 --> 01:00:17,515
Why so pale?

1079
01:00:17,615 --> 01:00:18,615
I hope you are well?

1080
01:00:18,715 --> 01:00:21,890
Oh, I would feel better if you would ask Alex to come here.

1081
01:00:22,509 --> 01:00:23,724
Have him come immediately

1082
01:00:24,667 --> 01:00:25,667
Immediately?

1083
01:00:25,767 --> 01:00:26,940
What is it?

1084
01:00:29,652 --> 01:00:30,652
It's a surprise

1085
01:00:30,752 --> 01:00:32,778
Surprise. Sounds good to me!

1086
01:00:35,284 --> 01:00:36,284
Yes

1087
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:39,281
Full size?

1088
01:00:41,471 --> 01:00:42,471
Yes

1089
01:00:42,905 --> 01:00:45,062
No, I do not know what she means.

1090
01:00:45,644 --> 01:00:46,644
Yes

1091
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:48,240
Good!

1092
01:00:49,299 --> 01:00:51,211
Well, he will definitely be there, Mr. Feldt.

1093
01:00:52,076 --> 01:00:53,076
Have a nice evening!

1094
01:00:53,176 --> 01:00:54,176
Yes

1095
01:00:57,294 --> 01:00:58,470
This is not good...

1096
01:00:59,942 --> 01:01:01,234
So, you understand...

1097
01:01:01,334 --> 01:01:03,159
....this is a one time thing.

1098
01:01:03,259 --> 01:01:04,425
- Clear?
- Mm hmm

1099
01:01:04,525 --> 01:01:06,452
That is, your puppy eyes won't work on me!

1100
01:01:08,158 --> 01:01:09,158
So, in the future ..

1101
01:01:09,410 --> 01:01:10,844
Can we get back to the story?

1102
01:01:11,890 --> 01:01:12,890
Yes

1103
01:01:13,815 --> 01:01:16,308
Once upon a time, there was a little boy who had no one in the whole world

1104
01:01:17,264 --> 01:01:18,375
Not even parents at one point?

1105
01:01:19,537 --> 01:01:20,726
Not even a small friend?

1106
01:01:21,526 --> 01:01:23,154
No! He was all alone.

1107
01:01:23,838 --> 01:01:26,435
No one to play with. 
No one he could talk to.

1108
01:01:27,378 --> 01:01:29,031
So he had to rely on himself.

1109
01:01:29,548 --> 01:01:31,692
He invented ... a friend.

1110
01:01:32,454 --> 01:01:35,696
Is this one of those "glass half full" stories?

1111
01:01:37,039 --> 01:01:38,422
Do you want me to tell it, or not?

1112
01:01:39,119 --> 01:01:40,119
Yes! I want to hear it!

1113
01:01:40,915 --> 01:01:42,994
The cool thing about this friend:

1114
01:01:43,433 --> 01:01:44,932
..he was always there when the boy needed him

1115
01:01:45,616 --> 01:01:46,895
He just had to imagine him.

1116
01:01:47,954 --> 01:01:49,827
And when it bothered him, he could make him disappear...

1117
01:01:49,927 --> 01:01:51,468
...by no longer imagining him.

1118
01:01:52,178 --> 01:01:53,178
Mm-hmm

1119
01:01:53,819 --> 01:01:56,441
Now the boy no longer felt lonely...

1120
01:01:56,996 --> 01:01:58,029
...because he had courage.

1121
01:01:58,740 --> 01:01:59,786
He learned to assert himself

1122
01:01:59,886 --> 01:02:01,104
To stand on his own two feet.

1123
01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:02,840
To confront other people.

1124
01:02:03,170 --> 01:02:05,250
For he always had someone who backed him up.

1125
01:02:05,973 --> 01:02:06,973
His friend!

1126
01:02:07,588 --> 01:02:09,900
And what happened to the friend?

1127
01:02:12,445 --> 01:02:14,460
Well, One day the boy realized...

1128
01:02:15,712 --> 01:02:16,712
...he no longer needed him...

1129
01:02:17,379 --> 01:02:19,032
...that he could stand on his own from now on.

1130
01:02:20,324 --> 01:02:22,804
And so he stopped imagining him.

1131
01:02:25,736 --> 01:02:27,803
And you know what, Hanna?

1132
01:02:29,701 --> 01:02:30,701
The boy...

1133
01:02:32,866 --> 01:02:33,866
...who...

1134
01:02:37,658 --> 01:02:38,658
...who...

1135
01:02:44,065 --> 01:02:46,429
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

1136
01:02:47,707 --> 01:02:49,942
I'm big again!

1137
01:02:50,575 --> 01:02:53,094
I'm big again!

1138
01:02:53,404 --> 01:02:54,404
Yes, I see it!

1139
01:02:55,044 --> 01:02:56,365
Hanni, close your eyes, close your eyes!

1140
01:02:56,465 --> 01:02:57,666
That does not make it better!

1141
01:03:00,689 --> 01:03:01,689
I'm big again!

1142
01:03:01,789 --> 01:03:02,446
Oh!

1143
01:03:03,918 --> 01:03:06,324
 Really big! Look!

1144
01:03:11,074 --> 01:03:12,792
Thank you. (untranslated)

1145
01:03:19,374 --> 01:03:20,374
So...

1146
01:03:26,310 --> 01:03:27,310
Yes

1147
01:03:27,827 --> 01:03:28,827
This is good

1148
01:03:29,170 --> 01:03:30,255
Thank God!

1149
01:03:32,180 --> 01:03:33,180
Goodbye!

1150
01:03:36,288 --> 01:03:37,288
Well, then...

1151
01:03:37,388 --> 01:03:38,871
Miss Hoffman..

1152
01:03:38,971 --> 01:03:39,971
Yes

1153
01:03:40,176 --> 01:03:41,932
Can you use first names already?

1154
01:03:43,469 --> 01:03:45,084
Hey, I said sleep!

1155
01:03:46,453 --> 01:03:47,939
What I really wanted to say is...

1156
01:03:48,262 --> 01:03:49,876
Thank you... Ina.

1157
01:03:51,504 --> 01:03:52,504
Please, Alex!

1158
01:03:52,604 --> 01:03:53,604
I'm happy to help, anytime!

1159
01:03:54,952 --> 01:03:57,277
Well, then I'll just go home, and...

1160
01:03:57,445 --> 01:03:59,292
...change clothes

1161
01:03:59,848 --> 01:04:00,848
Perhaps...

1162
01:04:00,948 --> 01:04:01,948
you'd like to...

1163
01:04:03,788 --> 01:04:04,788
to...

1164
01:04:05,255 --> 01:04:06,255
...stay awhile?

1165
01:04:07,701 --> 01:04:10,298
I have a bottle of champagne.
We can celebrate?

1166
01:04:11,034 --> 01:04:12,034
Oh!

1167
01:04:12,134 --> 01:04:13,134
um..

1168
01:04:13,234 --> 01:04:14,234
actually..

1169
01:04:14,715 --> 01:04:16,084
This is truly a reason to celebrate!

1170
01:04:19,133 --> 01:04:20,411
Getting big is a one time experience

1171
01:04:20,511 --> 01:04:21,757
Yes, big

1172
01:04:22,259 --> 01:04:23,259
I'll do that

1173
01:04:23,359 --> 01:04:24,359
- I'll get the glasses
- Yes

1174
01:04:27,257 --> 01:04:30,190
Oh, I can open this bottle!

1175
01:04:32,799 --> 01:04:33,799
I'll do that

1176
01:04:41,001 --> 01:04:42,001
So...

1177
01:04:48,699 --> 01:04:49,699
 Brilliant!

1178
01:04:49,799 --> 01:04:51,218
- Cheers!
- Cheers!

1179
01:05:03,876 --> 01:05:04,876
Now...

1180
01:05:06,150 --> 01:05:07,150
I have to go.

1181
01:05:12,376 --> 01:05:13,376
Maybe a little more..

1182
01:05:17,659 --> 01:05:19,028
Now I really have to go

1183
01:05:22,477 --> 01:05:23,477
Ohh

1184
01:05:27,876 --> 01:05:28,876
Big again!

1185
01:05:29,826 --> 01:05:30,826
Oops

1186
01:05:32,797 --> 01:05:34,270
I've been worried about you.

1187
01:05:38,184 --> 01:05:40,767
I've never had someone to worry about me!

1188
01:05:42,627 --> 01:05:45,559
But it feels good to worry about each other.

1189
01:05:46,347 --> 01:05:47,347
I know

1190
01:05:50,661 --> 01:05:52,069
I really have to go now

1191
01:05:53,064 --> 01:05:54,433
Now I really must go

1192
01:05:54,533 --> 01:05:55,533
Yes

1193
01:05:56,448 --> 01:05:58,877
No, No, No, I really have to go now.

1194
01:06:11,018 --> 01:06:12,504
I really have to go now.

1195
01:06:14,376 --> 01:06:15,591
I can only hope ..

1196
01:06:20,649 --> 01:06:21,933
It's nice that you stayed.

1197
01:06:35,948 --> 01:06:36,948
Ina...

1198
01:06:39,487 --> 01:06:41,140
I'm not going anywhere.

1199
01:06:43,388 --> 01:06:46,901
You are the best family I've ever had.

1200
01:07:18,870 --> 01:07:19,870
Thanks

1201
01:07:22,138 --> 01:07:23,138
Oh, yes

1202
01:07:28,436 --> 01:07:29,436
Hanni!

1203
01:07:32,807 --> 01:07:33,807
What is this?

1204
01:07:37,070 --> 01:07:38,685
An imaginary friend!

1205
01:07:39,524 --> 01:07:40,816
I had one as a child, too

1206
01:07:42,779 --> 01:07:43,779
Well, how...

1207
01:07:44,562 --> 01:07:45,562
what...

1208
01:07:45,662 --> 01:07:46,662
so...

1209
01:07:54,340 --> 01:07:55,980
that was just a story

1210
01:07:58,473 --> 01:08:00,850
I think it would be a great idea for a toy, don't you think?

1211
01:08:01,819 --> 01:08:02,819
Hm

1212
01:08:03,549 --> 01:08:05,332
All children have an invisible friend.

1213
01:08:05,797 --> 01:08:06,998
Only they can see him.

1214
01:08:07,192 --> 01:08:08,613
Only they know what he looks like.

1215
01:08:09,143 --> 01:08:10,512
What if every child ...

1216
01:08:10,612 --> 01:08:12,514
...could put together his doll from individual parts?

1217
01:08:12,614 --> 01:08:13,614
From a kit?

1218
01:08:13,714 --> 01:08:14,714
On the Internet?

1219
01:08:14,814 --> 01:08:16,815
Exactly! Each doll would be unique!

1220
01:08:18,339 --> 01:08:19,553
One of a kind

1221
01:08:24,139 --> 01:08:25,139
You think this is a silly idea...

1222
01:08:26,051 --> 01:08:27,051
Well...

1223
01:08:29,577 --> 01:08:30,577
No.

1224
01:08:31,967 --> 01:08:32,967
It's sweet!

1225
01:08:36,255 --> 01:08:37,255
Yes!

1226
01:08:48,472 --> 01:08:49,865
You'll see; he won't come.

1227
01:08:49,965 --> 01:08:51,107
He can't come!

1228
01:08:51,207 --> 01:08:52,855
Ms. Berger, I don't know what to make of this.

1229
01:08:53,779 --> 01:08:55,021
- Good morning! Have I missed anything?
- Good morning.

1230
01:08:55,121 --> 01:08:56,477
Oh, stop this charade!

1231
01:08:56,577 --> 01:08:57,577
Cha- what?

1232
01:08:57,677 --> 01:08:58,677
Oh, you know exactly what I mean.

1233
01:08:58,777 --> 01:09:00,049
Where have you been hiding him, huh?

1234
01:09:00,149 --> 01:09:02,164
Maybe in your sweet little handbag? ... Hello!

1235
01:09:02,264 --> 01:09:03,900
Ms. Berger, Ms. Berger! Enough is enough!

1236
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,787
I want him to appear!

1237
01:09:05,887 --> 01:09:07,573
Here, now, and in his full size!

1238
01:09:08,434 --> 01:09:09,434
Good morning.

1239
01:09:09,534 --> 01:09:10,534
Yes

1240
01:09:10,634 --> 01:09:11,634
Did I miss something?

1241
01:09:24,609 --> 01:09:25,609
Oh well

1242
01:09:25,709 --> 01:09:27,041
I wonder who is actually the sick one?

1243
01:09:36,161 --> 01:09:37,972
Before the big day tomorrow...

1244
01:09:38,072 --> 01:09:39,467
I just wanted to say, that...

1245
01:09:40,873 --> 01:09:43,280
that all of you have done a great job.

1246
01:09:43,380 --> 01:09:45,078
You should really be proud of yourselves.

1247
01:09:51,145 --> 01:09:52,437
I would like to mention...

1248
01:09:52,537 --> 01:09:54,869
The specific contribution of Miss Hoffman.

1249
01:09:55,959 --> 01:09:56,959
Yes

1250
01:09:57,694 --> 01:09:59,556
without her, this week would have gone...

1251
01:10:00,417 --> 01:10:01,417
very differently.

1252
01:10:05,902 --> 01:10:06,902
Oh well

1253
01:10:07,776 --> 01:10:10,335
I hope we both will build an equally strong team.

1254
01:10:10,994 --> 01:10:12,096
I mean of course ..

1255
01:10:14,021 --> 01:10:15,819
...after Mr. Kaiser is no longer with us.

1256
01:10:16,453 --> 01:10:18,138
No longer with us? Why? Where is he going to...

1257
01:10:18,238 --> 01:10:19,238
well...

1258
01:10:19,569 --> 01:10:20,620
where, where are you going?

1259
01:10:21,785 --> 01:10:22,785
um, well ...

1260
01:10:22,885 --> 01:10:23,964
Excuse me

1261
01:10:24,064 --> 01:10:25,762
 this man is completely overqualified...

1262
01:10:25,862 --> 01:10:27,967
for a small toy factory like ours.

1263
01:10:28,067 --> 01:10:29,715
I also wish that he would stay.

1264
01:10:30,804 --> 01:10:32,514
Actually, where is your next destination?

1265
01:10:33,046 --> 01:10:34,046
Yes, where?

1266
01:10:35,528 --> 01:10:37,175
Where is your next destination, Mr. Kaiser?

1267
01:10:39,151 --> 01:10:40,151
London

1268
01:10:41,684 --> 01:10:43,153
England. Wow!

1269
01:10:45,434 --> 01:10:47,105
So it will be the same old story here.

1270
01:10:50,766 --> 01:10:52,146
Excuse me a moment, I must...

1271
01:10:52,246 --> 01:10:53,246
get some fresh air.

1272
01:11:02,609 --> 01:11:04,509
Mr. Kaiser, where are you going?

1273
01:11:04,609 --> 01:11:05,609
I'll be right back

1274
01:11:07,587 --> 01:11:09,715
Can anyone tell me what this is about?

1275
01:11:10,133 --> 01:11:11,133
Hormones.

1276
01:11:11,805 --> 01:11:12,805
Hormones.

1277
01:11:13,350 --> 01:11:14,604
Hormones, Mr. Feldt

1278
01:11:27,093 --> 01:11:28,093
Ina!

1279
01:11:28,930 --> 01:11:29,930
Ina....

1280
01:11:42,305 --> 01:11:43,851
Now wait a minute!

1281
01:11:44,484 --> 01:11:45,953
What's the problem now?

1282
01:11:46,840 --> 01:11:49,677
In two days, it's the same old story. That's the problem!

1283
01:11:49,956 --> 01:11:51,818
You promised we'd develop something together.

1284
01:11:51,918 --> 01:11:53,401
How will that be possible when you're gone?

1285
01:11:53,895 --> 01:11:55,808
Well, it's called "employee motivation"

1286
01:11:56,036 --> 01:11:57,036
Hey!

1287
01:11:57,136 --> 01:12:00,317
Employee! Is that all I am to you?

1288
01:12:00,735 --> 01:12:02,926
No, of course not, you're a friend, but...

1289
01:12:03,026 --> 01:12:04,092
I told you that I ...

1290
01:12:04,192 --> 01:12:06,751
You have only one friend: yourself! I know!

1291
01:12:07,575 --> 01:12:08,575
I'm sorry!

1292
01:12:08,892 --> 01:12:10,779
I simply don't need anyone else.

1293
01:12:11,653 --> 01:12:13,414
You needed me when you were little.

1294
01:12:13,705 --> 01:12:15,466
Yes, but you were to blame, that I ...

1295
01:12:15,566 --> 01:12:16,566
Ahh!

1296
01:12:26,296 --> 01:12:28,614
(sob) Not again!

1297
01:12:29,044 --> 01:12:30,044
No!!

1298
01:12:30,144 --> 01:12:31,144
Shit!

1299
01:12:40,115 --> 01:12:41,774
Ok, Ok, Ok!

1300
01:12:41,874 --> 01:12:44,016
Maybe it was really my fault this time!

1301
01:12:44,116 --> 01:12:45,116
Maybe?

1302
01:12:45,662 --> 01:12:46,942
I'm sorry!

1303
01:12:48,702 --> 01:12:49,968
I still need you!

1304
01:12:50,919 --> 01:12:51,919
Yes

1305
01:12:52,401 --> 01:12:53,401
For now!

1306
01:12:59,596 --> 01:13:00,596
Where are we going?

1307
01:13:01,039 --> 01:13:02,331
*I* am going out for a beer

1308
01:13:02,952 --> 01:13:04,839
And *you* are going back into the dollhouse!

1309
01:13:16,758 --> 01:13:18,950
Why do I always fall in love with an...

1310
01:13:19,050 --> 01:13:20,050
...asshole?

1311
01:13:20,150 --> 01:13:21,863
No, really, you do not need to take it back.

1312
01:13:22,825 --> 01:13:24,346
I've always been a huge ass

1313
01:13:24,446 --> 01:13:26,942
and I hurt anyone who gets too close, yes.

1314
01:13:28,905 --> 01:13:30,033
I'm just ...

1315
01:13:30,133 --> 01:13:31,768
...so tired of being alone.

1316
01:13:31,868 --> 01:13:32,971
You are not alone.

1317
01:13:33,377 --> 01:13:34,377
You have Hanni.

1318
01:13:34,795 --> 01:13:35,795
And you have me

1319
01:13:36,391 --> 01:13:37,759
You're sweet ...

1320
01:13:38,798 --> 01:13:39,798
But I'm hardly...

1321
01:13:39,898 --> 01:13:40,898
...a really cool woman!

1322
01:13:41,888 --> 01:13:42,914
Hanni is also classy.

1323
01:13:44,599 --> 01:13:47,867
I don't know, maybe I'm getting sentimental in my old age.

1324
01:13:49,957 --> 01:13:51,287
But I'vw grown quite comfortable with...

1325
01:13:51,705 --> 01:13:52,769
the two of them

1326
01:13:53,567 --> 01:13:56,201
I just want someone I can share my life with!

1327
01:13:56,301 --> 01:13:58,114
Someone whom I can rely on. I want to...

1328
01:13:58,214 --> 01:13:59,735
...settle down.

1329
01:14:01,179 --> 01:14:02,610
In a real home.

1330
01:14:03,827 --> 01:14:05,676
Not one hotel suite after another.

1331
01:14:05,776 --> 01:14:09,033
It would even be fine with me if he lives in my dollhouse and pees in my plants.

1332
01:14:10,071 --> 01:14:11,071
Hm?

1333
01:14:12,706 --> 01:14:14,112
Metaphorically speaking

1334
01:14:17,430 --> 01:14:18,430
And, hey!

1335
01:14:21,243 --> 01:14:23,599
if you ever tell anyone about this conversation,

1336
01:14:24,245 --> 01:14:26,309
I'll pull your fur over your ears. Is that clear?

1337
01:14:28,564 --> 01:14:30,135
I see we understand each other.

1338
01:14:43,903 --> 01:14:44,903
Ina... I... where...

1339
01:14:45,003 --> 01:14:46,003
So, boss

1340
01:14:46,103 --> 01:14:47,209
We're going to save the company!

1341
01:14:47,309 --> 01:14:48,309
Really?

1342
01:14:48,409 --> 01:14:49,409
Yes

1343
01:14:49,509 --> 01:14:51,338
First and foremost, however, we need to consider...

1344
01:14:51,438 --> 01:14:53,479
how you can give the presentation as Tom Thumb.

1345
01:14:53,579 --> 01:14:55,011
I can not do that, you have to do it!

1346
01:14:55,111 --> 01:14:56,111
Me?

1347
01:14:56,810 --> 01:14:57,811
No, no, no, definitely not!

1348
01:14:57,911 --> 01:14:59,115
I'll talk you through it.

1349
01:15:00,534 --> 01:15:01,686
There's only one problem

1350
01:15:01,786 --> 01:15:03,384
I see many problems!

1351
01:15:03,484 --> 01:15:04,484
What should I wear?

1352
01:15:07,095 --> 01:15:09,071
No, no, no, no, that will not do at all!

1353
01:15:09,501 --> 01:15:11,617
Don't make such a fuss, No one will see you.

1354
01:15:14,011 --> 01:15:15,265
I think this makes me look fat.

1355
01:15:22,307 --> 01:15:23,307
So...

1356
01:15:23,407 --> 01:15:24,676
Don't be afraid

1357
01:15:25,119 --> 01:15:26,360
I'll talk you through everything.

1358
01:15:26,460 --> 01:15:26,982
No!

1359
01:15:27,082 --> 01:15:28,121
Stop! ... Hey!

1360
01:15:28,221 --> 01:15:29,221
My bag!

1361
01:15:30,350 --> 01:15:31,350
Ina!

1362
01:15:32,352 --> 01:15:33,352
Stop!

1363
01:15:34,024 --> 01:15:35,024
Ina!!

1364
01:15:36,734 --> 01:15:39,255
Stay there! I said stay there!

1365
01:15:40,623 --> 01:15:41,814
Give me the bag!

1366
01:16:08,717 --> 01:16:11,554
Miss Hofmann, the presentation starts in half an hour!

1367
01:16:11,654 --> 01:16:12,859
- Don't tell me that...
- Yes, I know!

1368
01:16:12,959 --> 01:16:13,959
He won't be coming!

1369
01:16:21,700 --> 01:16:22,700
Ehm...

1370
01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:23,800
well...

1371
01:16:23,900 --> 01:16:25,943
I could take over the presentation

1372
01:16:28,299 --> 01:16:29,363
Ms. Berger!

1373
01:16:32,188 --> 01:16:33,188
But without my office...

1374
01:16:33,746 --> 01:16:34,746
without my typist...

1375
01:16:36,216 --> 01:16:37,355
without a pay raise?

1376
01:16:37,951 --> 01:16:38,951
That's fine!

1377
01:16:39,051 --> 01:16:40,915
You'll get everything he was supposed get!

1378
01:16:44,664 --> 01:16:45,664
Yes!

1379
01:16:49,503 --> 01:16:50,503
Good news!

1380
01:16:50,959 --> 01:16:52,656
Starting today, you work for me again!

1381
01:16:53,847 --> 01:16:55,506
Prepare everything for the presentation...

1382
01:16:55,606 --> 01:16:57,001
and get a few sandwiches!

1383
01:16:58,686 --> 01:17:01,345
Ehm, sandwiches, um, I like these, um, Ms. Hofmann. With herbs.

1384
01:17:13,062 --> 01:17:14,291
You're late again!

1385
01:17:15,089 --> 01:17:17,140
Well, I went to see the doctor, I will hurry.

1386
01:17:24,120 --> 01:17:25,488
Yes? Yes, sir, yes!

1387
01:17:26,045 --> 01:17:27,919
Yes, I'll hurry. I will change clothes. I went to the doctor, yes. okay.

1388
01:17:34,037 --> 01:17:36,773
HAAAAAAAAAAAA!

1389
01:17:44,449 --> 01:17:46,602
Serves you right, you stupid idiot!

1390
01:17:48,355 --> 01:17:49,571
(untranslated)

1391
01:17:50,062 --> 01:17:51,980
May I introduce, Ms. Chin

1392
01:17:52,296 --> 01:17:53,296
 Ms. Berger.

1393
01:17:54,534 --> 01:17:55,534
Ms. Chin!

1394
01:17:56,913 --> 01:17:57,913
Nihao! [Hello!]

1395
01:17:58,013 --> 01:17:59,013
Good day

1396
01:18:00,054 --> 01:18:01,839
It is an honor for me.

1397
01:18:03,612 --> 01:18:04,872
If I may ask...

1398
01:18:09,936 --> 01:18:10,936
Nihao!

1399
01:18:11,675 --> 01:18:12,675
Nihao!

1400
01:18:25,471 --> 01:18:27,579
Thank God! Where are you? Are you ok?

1401
01:18:27,902 --> 01:18:29,319
Six inches of brimming power!

1402
01:18:30,077 --> 01:18:31,077
Where are you?

1403
01:18:31,177 --> 01:18:32,177
Well, at the office!

1404
01:18:32,743 --> 01:18:33,743
Listen!

1405
01:18:33,843 --> 01:18:35,408
Simone has seized control.

1406
01:18:35,731 --> 01:18:37,449
Simone is giving the presentation?!

1407
01:18:37,549 --> 01:18:38,549
Yes

1408
01:18:38,649 --> 01:18:39,891
But she looked pretty stupid

1409
01:18:39,991 --> 01:18:41,731
when she realized that the Chinese boss

1410
01:18:42,122 --> 01:18:43,572
is a female boss!

1411
01:18:43,973 --> 01:18:45,813
Mr. Chin has sent his wife?

1412
01:18:46,538 --> 01:18:47,538
Yes

1413
01:18:47,743 --> 01:18:49,494
Holy shit!

1414
01:18:50,297 --> 01:18:51,423
What? What's wrong?

1415
01:18:51,691 --> 01:18:53,196
Well... Ms. Chin...

1416
01:18:53,587 --> 01:18:54,903
is a woman!

1417
01:18:55,393 --> 01:18:56,393
Yes? And?

1418
01:18:56,493 --> 01:18:57,736
 A wife and mother with several children!

1419
01:18:57,836 --> 01:18:59,654
And Jack Stinger is war toy!

1420
01:19:03,870 --> 01:19:05,643
A mother would never invest in this

1421
01:19:06,836 --> 01:19:08,308
Not even a Chinese mother!

1422
01:19:09,156 --> 01:19:10,156
Ok

1423
01:19:10,639 --> 01:19:12,234
You have to make sure that she doesn't leave!

1424
01:19:12,334 --> 01:19:13,762
I'll think of something!

1425
01:19:13,962 --> 01:19:16,360
But, Alex, Alex! No! Please wait! Wait ...

1426
01:19:17,290 --> 01:19:18,290
Oh!

1427
01:19:26,085 --> 01:19:27,085
Oh, man!

1428
01:19:40,989 --> 01:19:42,145
This will never	work! This...

1429
01:19:42,580 --> 01:19:43,580
This will never	work!

1430
01:19:44,387 --> 01:19:45,387
This will never	work!

1431
01:19:55,528 --> 01:19:56,632
This has to work!

1432
01:19:57,379 --> 01:19:58,379
This has...

1433
01:19:58,721 --> 01:19:59,721
...to work!

1434
01:20:04,294 --> 01:20:06,302
Why does life have so many downs?

1435
01:20:08,710 --> 01:20:10,294
It will work! It will...

1436
01:20:10,406 --> 01:20:15,012
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

1437
01:20:22,774 --> 01:20:23,774
AHH!

1438
01:20:26,254 --> 01:20:27,254
Next time...

1439
01:20:27,354 --> 01:20:28,354
...I take a taxi!

1440
01:20:32,733 --> 01:20:35,276
What you see now is, um...

1441
01:20:35,376 --> 01:20:36,748
more than just a toy, it's...

1442
01:20:36,848 --> 01:20:38,789
It is a feeling, it is a sensation!

1443
01:20:46,997 --> 01:20:53,588
I'll shoot between your 500 ugly eyes, you alien scum!

1444
01:20:55,050 --> 01:20:56,410
Yes... ahem...

1445
01:20:56,834 --> 01:20:59,031
We tell of a kind of war...

1446
01:20:59,310 --> 01:21:00,838
against an alien invasion.

1447
01:21:00,938 --> 01:21:01,938
Thank you!

1448
01:21:02,038 --> 01:21:03,038
I've seen enough!

1449
01:21:04,351 --> 01:21:07,786
But that was not all, we have prepared much more!

1450
01:21:07,886 --> 01:21:09,816
You lost me at "war"!

1451
01:21:15,838 --> 01:21:16,838
Hanni!

1452
01:21:17,499 --> 01:21:18,715
What are you doing here?

1453
01:21:20,879 --> 01:21:21,879
You have to help me!

1454
01:21:22,474 --> 01:21:23,474
With what?

1455
01:21:23,745 --> 01:21:24,849
First, with opening the door!

1456
01:21:26,065 --> 01:21:27,065
Ok

1457
01:21:27,165 --> 01:21:29,422
And please no comments about my dress, ok?

1458
01:21:29,857 --> 01:21:31,362
Mrs. Chin, please!

1459
01:21:31,942 --> 01:21:32,942
You don't understand!

1460
01:21:33,381 --> 01:21:36,927
For this company, for the employees, for me...

1461
01:21:37,027 --> 01:21:40,362
you are our last hope!

1462
01:21:40,619 --> 01:21:43,240
Then you should not have shown me a war toy!

1463
01:21:43,340 --> 01:21:45,738
No, not a war toy. A space cop!

1464
01:21:45,838 --> 01:21:46,838
Mr. Feldt!

1465
01:21:46,938 --> 01:21:47,938
Mr. Feldt.

1466
01:21:48,147 --> 01:21:50,043
I was hoping for something different!

1467
01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:52,128
Original, creative!

1468
01:21:52,485 --> 01:21:54,080
There I would like to invest!

1469
01:21:54,180 --> 01:21:55,180
But so...

1470
01:21:55,280 --> 01:21:56,280
Nihao!

1471
01:21:57,091 --> 01:21:58,091
Weishi (I am at fault)

1472
01:21:58,191 --> 01:21:59,191
Ina Hoffman

1473
01:21:59,291 --> 01:22:00,291
Duishi. (let's speak face to face)

1474
01:22:00,391 --> 01:22:01,391
Shinisha (unknown)

1475
01:22:01,491 --> 01:22:02,801
Shinita dayin cha. (unknown)

1476
01:22:03,671 --> 01:22:05,233
Nisha hunza holla shiwa (unknown)

1477
01:22:06,337 --> 01:22:07,337
Very well.

1478
01:22:07,437 --> 01:22:08,437
You have 5 minutes!

1479
01:22:09,036 --> 01:22:10,036
Shishi! (Immediately!)

1480
01:22:14,523 --> 01:22:15,616
I do not understand.

1481
01:22:18,783 --> 01:22:20,099
What is she doing now?

1482
01:22:21,136 --> 01:22:23,344
She's sitting down with Ms. Chin.

1483
01:22:23,846 --> 01:22:25,073
This is good!

1484
01:22:27,939 --> 01:22:30,805
[Get ready! I'll give the presentation via the projector!]

1485
01:22:32,211 --> 01:22:33,211
Timm!

1486
01:22:33,311 --> 01:22:34,385
Please connect this phone...

1487
01:22:34,485 --> 01:22:35,902
and run it directly through the projector, ok?

1488
01:22:42,895 --> 01:22:43,895
Ms. Chin.

1489
01:22:44,601 --> 01:22:46,363
My name is Alex Kaiser.

1490
01:22:46,887 --> 01:22:49,865
Jack Stinger was my idea, I am responsible.

1491
01:22:51,505 --> 01:22:55,441
Mr. Feldt asked me to show you something absolutely profitable.

1492
01:22:55,966 --> 01:22:58,654
And in these cynical times in which we live, I...

1493
01:22:59,111 --> 01:23:01,497
...thought Jack Stinger was the right man for this job.

1494
01:23:02,847 --> 01:23:05,233
I thought I would be the right man for this job.

1495
01:23:05,970 --> 01:23:08,256
But, in the end it was a woman...

1496
01:23:09,605 --> 01:23:11,323
...a wonderful woman...

1497
01:23:12,438 --> 01:23:15,594
...who showed me how wrong were these assumptions.

1498
01:23:16,966 --> 01:23:19,642
You see, many children feel alone in the world

1499
01:23:19,742 --> 01:23:20,742
even if they have parents

1500
01:23:21,204 --> 01:23:23,892
And they wish for nothing more than a friend.

1501
01:23:23,992 --> 01:23:25,498
Someone who is always there for them.

1502
01:23:26,111 --> 01:23:27,111
And thereby...

1503
01:23:27,750 --> 01:23:29,223
...they sometimes make up...

1504
01:23:31,275 --> 01:23:32,524
something like this.

1505
01:23:40,922 --> 01:23:41,922
Or...

1506
01:23:42,305 --> 01:23:43,305
Something like this!

1507
01:23:51,126 --> 01:23:52,126
What if...

1508
01:23:52,888 --> 01:23:54,595
when these imaginary friends...

1509
01:24:12,060 --> 01:24:13,376
What if...

1510
01:24:15,952 --> 01:24:17,948
...they could take them in their arms...

1511
01:24:18,595 --> 01:24:19,595
So if the...

1512
01:24:20,558 --> 01:24:22,119
children could take these dolls......

1513
01:24:27,049 --> 01:24:29,580
If the children could put together the dolls themselves.

1514
01:24:29,982 --> 01:24:32,134
Order From countless components on the internet.

1515
01:24:33,138 --> 01:24:36,160
We would offer the children not only a friend for solitude...

1516
01:24:36,260 --> 01:24:37,454
but at the same time...

1517
01:24:37,744 --> 01:24:39,283
promote their creativity.

1518
01:24:39,462 --> 01:24:42,306
We would no longer dictate to the children how they play.

1519
01:24:42,729 --> 01:24:43,844
They would themselves...

1520
01:24:43,944 --> 01:24:44,944
 ...show!

1521
01:24:45,044 --> 01:24:48,227
Each doll is unique!

1522
01:24:50,469 --> 01:24:51,469
And...

1523
01:24:55,510 --> 01:24:56,510
Yes...

1524
01:24:57,952 --> 01:25:00,306
the dolls can take any shape and color!

1525
01:25:00,607 --> 01:25:01,700
Yes, for example ..

1526
01:25:02,525 --> 01:25:05,536
a white dress, yes, a male princess, a wedding dress,

1527
01:25:05,636 --> 01:25:08,503
pure fantasy! Or just a... a...

1528
01:25:09,384 --> 01:25:11,302
...a cuddly guinea pig! Yes!

1529
01:25:11,559 --> 01:25:13,722
No problem! Everything is possible!

1530
01:25:14,012 --> 01:25:15,012
UAAAHHH!

1531
01:25:29,960 --> 01:25:30,960
Mr. Feldt!

1532
01:25:32,749 --> 01:25:33,749
We are in business!

1533
01:25:34,020 --> 01:25:35,815
Thank you, Ms. Chin, thank you!

1534
01:25:35,915 --> 01:25:37,455
I thank you with all my heart!

1535
01:25:41,314 --> 01:25:43,221
 Mrs. Chin s investing in Spielfeldt!

1536
01:25:45,362 --> 01:25:46,362
Miss Hoffmann!

1537
01:25:47,013 --> 01:25:48,396
Where are you going? Wait!

1538
01:25:48,496 --> 01:25:50,972
Wait? Socrates will rip him into pieces!

1539
01:26:04,810 --> 01:26:07,405
... I am very hungry!

1540
01:26:12,251 --> 01:26:13,430
So one thing I can tell you!

1541
01:26:14,374 --> 01:26:15,928
Life is really a single...

1542
01:26:16,194 --> 01:26:17,194
up and down!

1543
01:26:18,201 --> 01:26:20,067
Mama, I want him to stay!

1544
01:26:28,040 --> 01:26:29,040
And?

1545
01:26:30,177 --> 01:26:31,177
We did it!

1546
01:26:33,179 --> 01:26:34,179
I can't believe it!

1547
01:26:34,279 --> 01:26:35,244
Really?

1548
01:26:35,344 --> 01:26:36,344
Yes

1549
01:26:36,444 --> 01:26:37,444
I can't believe it!

1550
01:26:38,164 --> 01:26:39,164
I can't believe it!

1551
01:26:52,080 --> 01:26:53,080
Thank you

1552
01:26:54,706 --> 01:26:55,706
To be honest...

1553
01:26:55,865 --> 01:26:58,427
I found the little Alex so much cuter!

1554
01:26:58,527 --> 01:26:59,831
But I think Mama ...

1555
01:27:00,978 --> 01:27:02,962
well, you can see for yourself!

1556
01:27:05,492 --> 01:27:09,094
Now Mama just draws toys all day

1557
01:27:09,277 --> 01:27:11,742
and everyone thinks they're great!

1558
01:27:13,554 --> 01:27:15,173
Except for the strange aunt...

1559
01:27:15,387 --> 01:27:17,317
whom nobody could tolerate

1560
01:27:19,569 --> 01:27:20,780
Well, I'm leaving now!

1561
01:27:29,454 --> 01:27:31,737
It's a pity you had to resign

1562
01:27:33,860 --> 01:27:34,932
Not funny!

1563
01:27:36,358 --> 01:27:37,358
I think it's funny!

1564
01:27:37,458 --> 01:27:38,458
Not funny!

1565
01:27:38,920 --> 01:27:39,920
Yes, it is!

1566
01:27:41,676 --> 01:27:45,203
and Alex got an offer he couldn't refuse.

1567
01:27:46,597 --> 01:27:48,955
And soon had new friends.

1568
01:27:54,509 --> 01:27:55,528
And to get Mama...

1569
01:27:55,628 --> 01:27:59,173
Alex had to try really hard again.

1570
01:28:06,549 --> 01:28:07,549
Well!

1571
01:28:08,253 --> 01:28:09,497
All alone, pretty lady?

1572
01:28:11,845 --> 01:28:13,035
I'm not alone!

1573
01:28:13,135 --> 01:28:14,135
Oh, no?

1574
01:28:15,094 --> 01:28:16,262
I brought my boyfriend with me!

1575
01:28:17,195 --> 01:28:18,195
- Oh.
- Hmmm

1576
01:28:22,448 --> 01:28:23,448
Ah!

1577
01:28:23,885 --> 01:28:24,885
And yours, too!

1578
01:28:26,940 --> 01:28:27,940
Hey!

1579
01:28:30,660 --> 01:28:33,394
Well, you're the type who takes care of this hot mama?

1580
01:28:33,494 --> 01:28:34,494
Yes, that's right!

1581
01:28:34,594 --> 01:28:36,300
Hm, well, I take care of this guy here!

1582
01:28:36,400 --> 01:28:37,400
Oh!

1583
01:28:37,500 --> 01:28:39,570
And I think that the two of them go together very well!

1584
01:28:39,670 --> 01:28:41,532
Well, maybe at first glance

1585
01:28:43,622 --> 01:28:44,622
And at the second?

1586
01:28:48,522 --> 01:28:51,810
I'll have to ask Hanni, because I can't make such a decision alone

1587
01:28:51,910 --> 01:28:53,304
- Well, you could...
- Hanni and I must...

1588
01:28:53,404 --> 01:28:55,480
- (unknown)
- ...decide together

1589
01:28:59,243 --> 01:29:00,723
Now, I could make a quick call to Hanni, and ask her if...

1590
01:29:00,823 --> 01:29:01,823
Shut up!